Attention headache

A headache you get from not getting enough attention

Hey bro nobody is texting me, I’m getting an attention headache. Thanks for teaching me this word Mike Davis

Attention headache by Crx_407 December 31, 2021

weed headache 

the headache you get after smoking too much, regardless of your method

damn i have such a bad weed headache right now

weed headache by LisaPaul July 26, 2022

Memory Headache 

When you remember something so goddamn hard that it physically hurts your brain for a bit

Friend: Remember that show we used to watch with the bears and the juice that made them jump a lot?

Me: Gummi Bears!!! Yo that just gave me a memory headache

Memory Headache by TheyCallMeJones August 28, 2022

hungarian headache 

When you get your a** whopped by a gaurd outside a club after he bodyslammed you into the concrete.

What happened to Tim ” he messed with the gaurd and got a premium Hungarian Headache”

hungarian headache by BIGMANSMALLPLAN January 21, 2023

John Headache 

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.

"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."

John Headache by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023

Boston Headache 

An extreme case of Blue Balls. Typically felt by males, but one may never know the extent of the feeling.

When she left my house, I erupted in pain from a Boston Headache

Boston Headache by nt1636 January 17, 2024

Boston Headache 

Occurs after a long period of arousal without ejaculation. Also known as blue balls.

Damn that girl gave me a Boston headache last night.

Boston Headache by HTHammer February 11, 2024