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Hawaiian buttsex

The process of applying a pineapple ring over ones member before rear entry. A custom pineapple ring will be required if size matters. If you fit into the precut holes, you're either too young or not worth the effort!
He showed up for Hawaiian buttsex with canned pineapple so I got up and left.
by Vonslapherbottom September 18, 2017
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Hawaiian pork poke

To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.
Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”

Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”

Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017
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Hawaiian Ghost

A vengeful spirit that chokes its victims as the victim eats.
I took a munch out of a Peruvian Groundcherry, and I was suddenly choked by a Hawaiian Ghost.
by Youngster Nicky June 9, 2017
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Hawaiian volcano

Cock ass perturbing turbo charge anal cock up the dick hole whilst sitting upside down
by Hawaiian Volcano October 8, 2016
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hawaiian christmas

Thrown together alcoholic beverage. Coconut rum and egg nog. Usually made by teenagers who've invaded their parents liquor cabinet.
Man I poured myself a Hawaiian Christmas last night and got twisted
by Chancejoebuddy May 27, 2016
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Hawaiian ham sandwhich

The act of putting 5 toes in between two slices of bread and sucking on each individual toe
Hey babe, how do you feel about a Hawaiian ham sandwhich?
by Michael Coccaro January 20, 2018
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Hawaiian Head Pussy

The texture and fold of the skin located on the back of someone's head. Usually only observed after a fresh hair cut or shave. Generally found on Hawaiian locals due to the sun and humidity. Not to be considered as a negative, or a deformity, purely a unique physical trait.
"Wow that haircut is so fresh! Really showcases that sweet Hawaiian head pussy! Honestly that makes me horny"
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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