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Guitar Acquisition Syndrome

Guitar acquisition Syndrome, or rather "GAS" is when you check out an awesome new guitar that you just HAVE to own, no matter what the cost. You lose sleep. You can't eat. It drives you mad!
I just spent $1000 on a guitar w/ money I don't even have. Now I'm in debt and eating from a trash can. I've relieved my Guitar Acquisition Syndrome, but now I suffer from buyers remorse and homlessness.
by andrew rules! July 14, 2006
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Guitar Douchebag

Arch-nemesis of Charming Joke Telling Douchebag.
Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: "Watson you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"

Guitar Douchebag : (sits down in corner with guitar, starts strumming chords) "Hey look at me! I know four chords!"

Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: (under breath) "I'll get you next time, Guitar Douchebag. Next time!"
by Spartiala January 8, 2009
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guitabled

Guy 1: Look at that guy over there, hes so guitarded!

Guy 2: Hey, hes guitabled.

Guy 1: My bad, he's still shit.
by meagherboy July 12, 2006
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buttocks guitar

a guitar with buttocks, like the acoustic Jazzerette guitar from Zbiggy Smith: The Belgian Buttocks guitar.
by Smoke Bosvogel January 19, 2008
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Guitar Fag

A guitarist who's so insanely good, without ever really trying, that he's obviously compensating for latent homosexual urges. Rarely seen with a girlfriend, despite amazing shredding skills.
Mike: "Matt's an incredible guitarist, so why doesn't he have a girlfriend? The chicks obviously dig him. With skillz like that he outta be getting laid every night!"

Chris: "Matt's gotta be a guitar fag."
by thellandb July 18, 2009
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guitar guy

The dude you see at parties who sits around on the couch with his guitar singing songs to IMPRESS people, (mainly the ladies), with his so-called talents.
"Dude, did you see the guitar guy play Oasin?"
"yeah, the douche was eyeing my girlfriend the whole time."
by josilyn May 29, 2008
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ESP Guitars

A very successful guitar company catering to players with a more agressive style or taste , many familiar looking guitar designs are re-vamped or modified to appeal to a younger or more agressive demographic.
Many famous bands play ESP guitars live or in the studio , like metallica , slayer , deftones , children of bodom , the rolling stones and more
by james o December 15, 2008
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