The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.
by Jarred Retro August 4, 2006
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2: They’re a Burton Guster type of friend
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1: I- What- How- HOW DID YOU GET A FRIEND THAT GOOD?!
by SomeRandomRose May 14, 2021
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Dude I was with some fat bitch the other night and we did a Guatemalan Guinea Pig so after sex we played around with it for hours...then we danced.
by Big Randall February 21, 2011
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He IS the most interesting man in the world, not that beer commercial guy.
He IS the most interesting man in the world, not that beer commercial guy.
I wish I could be a gurtejpal.
Gurtejpal doesn't believe in barriers because he always breaks them.
When you stare really hard and long at the American flag, you see Gurtejpal.
Gurtejpal never studied to become a lawyer. He just stared at the American flag and things came to him.
He never actually went to Harvard, he founded it.
Gurtejpal doesn't believe in barriers because he always breaks them.
When you stare really hard and long at the American flag, you see Gurtejpal.
Gurtejpal never studied to become a lawyer. He just stared at the American flag and things came to him.
He never actually went to Harvard, he founded it.
by gentlegiant September 12, 2011
Get the Gurtejpal mug.the act of taking a real fizzy type of beer and opening it carefully 'usually in a bottle', and ramming it into your partners ass then shaking it up to cause the beer to explode rushing out the sides of the asshole causing a gushing effect this can also be called NIAGRA FALLS,BEER SPRING,or my favorite TH BEER GYSER
by dick up ass November 4, 2009
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I contracted SuperHerpes while engaged in a Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang, and the SuperHerpes won't stop singing about it.
by Mizerk July 10, 2010
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by Kiink November 14, 2019
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