by poopie logles February 23, 2009
Get the sexual guinea pig mug.A standing sexual position in which the man is behind the woman, who is bent over with her hands cuffed behind her back. As the man "pumps", he moves the woman's arms up & down, while putting his finger in her ass. At the moment of climax, the man pulls his finger out as the woman simultaneously ejaculates and shits.
While vacationing in Antigua, I hired a tuba player to come back to my hotel room and play while I gave my wife a Guatemalan Water Pump.
by ohmwrecker January 21, 2009
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"Dude, my ass is ripped to shreds!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, that guatemalan pineapple really fucking hurt."
"I could tell, your ass looks like Detroit."
"Really?"
"Yeah, that guatemalan pineapple really fucking hurt."
"I could tell, your ass looks like Detroit."
by MegaBronyClopper69 January 31, 2014
Get the guatemalan pineapple mug.A stupid whore with bleached blond dyed hair with excess black roots, gel/ hairspray, highlights, and eyemake up. Extra fake boobs usually pop out of the "Italian Princess" shirt that was purchased 10 sized too small with an exposed long dangly silver belly button ring that was most likely pierced at a grimey stand on the board walk. Stretchy fake denim jeans in which the playboy G string will be exposed to accent the playboy bunny necklace that can be found around the neck.
You can find these specimens on myspace whoring themselves, on a guido's top eight, at any grimey club that plays DJ insane, or at local malls usually socializing with other guidos and guidettes.
If spotted, feel free to hock a loogie.
You can find these specimens on myspace whoring themselves, on a guido's top eight, at any grimey club that plays DJ insane, or at local malls usually socializing with other guidos and guidettes.
If spotted, feel free to hock a loogie.
by Judgeram September 3, 2006
Get the guidette mug.The unidentifiably Hispanic lawn maintenance crew. They mysteriously appear at 10am on a Saturday, with neither call nor contract. They set up all their equipment and wake you up with their obnoxious weed eaters, but manage to disappear before you are awake enough to open the blinds.
by Jacki B February 21, 2009
Get the Guatemalan lawn ninja mug.A crackhead (or other person of violent, irrational behavior, such as a crystal meth addict) who is intentionally given information as to where a particularly choice/valuable target may available by theft or armed robbery. The implicitly or explicitly intended victim, however, may be someone who it is known will be home at the time of the assault, to be disposed of before the valuables are taken. In this manner the crackhead is used as a 'fire-and-forget' weapon, like a guided missile.
Having grown tired of her middle-manager-husband's extramarital shenanigans, Mrs. Lane set a guided crackhead on him, and then raked in a significant insurance haul while she played up the "grieving widow" publicly.
by DoomRooster February 4, 2008
Get the guided crackhead mug.The process of defiling a co-workers workspace while they are absent, usually by rubbing genitalia on office furniture or releasing fluids into their work environment.
When Shannon came back to work, she found that someone had done a Guatemalan Conover on her office and spent the next week disinfecting it.
by midwest slang expert May 20, 2009
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