trooper group

any cluster of motor vehicles on a roadway created by the presence of a police, sheriff, or state trooper patrol car. Trooper groups are created as faster traffic comes upon a slower patrol car or motorists slow down in response to seeing a patrol car in the rear view mirror. Behavior is analogous to a school of fish when a shark is nearby. Trooper groups will likely include beltway bitches and freeway fags.

Might as well ease off the gas. We won't be able to get passed this trooper group until the trooper exits the freeway.

by Driving School April 28, 2009

group excretion

A more formal type of group poop.

“Yo kinda wanna have a group excretion rn.”
“Bet, everyone we’re going to GE”

by 96virgins February 29, 2020

Group Mother

The person in the (friendship) group who everyone calls mum; even they are actually the same age as them.

Also known as the Mum/Mom of the group.

Group Mother: "Guys, stop that your going to get hurt."
Friend: "But MUM!!"

by Genuine_Wheeze August 12, 2019

group project

Professors favorite excuse to not teach their students.

Stupid group project

by ZariSomar April 17, 2020

friend group

people who treat you like crap, make your life miserable, cause drama, hate you, make fun of you, disappoint you and make you want to find a new one but you can’t.

there’s more drama with my friend group

by your mom 4444 May 10, 2023

get a group

when two people in a relationship uncontrollably post things on each others walls, make statuses about them, and include them in everything that they post to the point where you cant look at your news feed without seeing something about them. usually about how much they love them and how lucky they are.

brandon: jessica i love you so much! your all i want and all ill need ♥♥♥
jessica: awww i love you too! im sooo lucky to have a guy like you ♥♥♥♥♥
joel: wow you guys, get a group.

by shroomgroom November 14, 2011

group chat

Aids, a way of talking to all your friends in one chat where sometimes they call you accidentally and think you are dead because you don't talk in that chat for a few days.

Do you want to join our group chat and regret your life choices and want to get new friends?

by Sidkat July 4, 2021