gropper

One whom fondles itself frequently, such to the extent of premature ejaculation. Is slightly crosseyed, as well as retarded. Also note that a gropper can easily be found outside a middle school playground.

Look at that cock- gropper manhandling himself.

by Debo® June 20, 2008

groupies

People, usually young females, who are drawn to musicians in a sexual manner.

Listen you chicks!now didn' .. didn't you just say that you got off bein' juked with a BABY OCTOPUS and spewed upon with cream corn? And that your hair-lipped dyke-o bass-playing girlfriend on the backseat had to have it with a YOO-HOO bottle or she went apeshit?!.. What's the deal, baby? Come on..
Howie! Howie, lissen yo me... all that's true, and sometimes I even dig it with a Doctor Brown's Cream Soda... or a CEL-RAY!... but we are not groupies!

by ggggz September 13, 2005

Gripping

The process of finding eroticism in the more innocent every-day relationship intimacies of others, for example couples kissing or holding hands or sharing a joke.

Specifically, Gripping is the action of masturbating over these moments. The person is henceforth known as a 'Gripper'.

Incidents of Gripping increase during particularly prolonged barren spells, without sexual contract from another human being.

This term 'Gripper' is particularly offensive to Worcestershire-based woodwork teachers.

Pam and Trevor's wedding was tarnished by Teddy "Gripping" thoroughout the service.

Oi - wanker!.... Who called me Gripper!?

by Quelmo Rodriguez June 1, 2011

phloom groupie

A phloom's ass kissing sidekick. The idiot who "feeds the troll" on message boards or takes the side of the douchebag in an argument. The phloom groupie mistakenly believes the phloom is cool, when in reality he is an assclown. Also known as a "phloomophile."

"Dude, help me out on that thread. That clontarf and his phloom groupies are annoying as shit!"

by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008

gripping

To choke or lose control; lose your grip on an object or situation; scared.

When LeBron got to the free throw line with the game hanging by a thread, he was gripping and shot a brick.

by dericolsen March 17, 2009

Groupie

An awesomely FREE iOS app and Web social networking platform that blows all others out of the water. Twitter? Facebook? Both garbage compared to Groupie. Create your own groups, connect with thousands, any topic, any group, any person. <---Can also substitute "any" with "every" it still applies appropriately. Groupie is the ultimate tool for connecting across the globe.

Download Groupie from AppStore or goto groupie . co

for examples because I can't post a screenshot.

by DimitrieRomanov September 18, 2011

groping

grabbing a girl's boobs.

Groping usually occurs when a guy grabs a girl's boobs (wanted or unwanted) to arise him and get his girl horny.

by wikidictionary April 9, 2008