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gooch

Gooch can be used as a positive term as well. In place of awesome, cool, good etc. ie. "That car is so gooch!"
ie. "That car is so gooch!"
"we went to the show last night it was super gooch!!"
by skimmag June 12, 2016
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gooch

Gooch is a term that is used by stupid people who have learned it from the show, "Jackass." As the brilliant people on Jackass were talking about a piercing located between the testicles and anus, the moronic crew referred to it as a "Gooch." That created the obvious chain reaction of every dumb teen and frat boy thinking it was hilarious, and thus referring to it as such. Unfortunately, for these dim-witted neanderthals, it is pronounced, "GEESH" and spelled, "Guiche."

A similar example would be when someone asks, "how long did it take you to gauge that?" You cannot use, "gauge" in this way. The proper term would be, "stretch."
Idiot: "Dude, did you see that photo online? That guy had his gooch pierced."

Intelligent: "That would be a Guiche piercing. It's pronounced, 'GEESH.' 'Gee' sounds like, 'key.' God, I fucking hate you."
by ihateeverypersonever April 30, 2009
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gooch

1. The skin between the asshole and the nut sack
2. Pulling the skin called "the gooch"
When the wrestiling team was showering some guy came up behind me and gave me a gooch.
by MattyDaddy February 7, 2003
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gooch

The nickname for a very close aunt.
Aunt Gooch knows why i need the gold-bond
by Dustin B. December 28, 2005
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gooch

as george did a handstand, kim started scratching her gooch
by callum mckenzie September 4, 2005
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gooch

A delightful character known for her musical skills on the hit tv show Scrubs. The term can also refer to a rather delightful, playful, even awesome fish. Typically, the Gooch is mistakenly called "Rico" or "Rico the Gooch." Everyone with common sense realizes that his name is simply the "Gooch."
A: "Have you seen my delightful, awesome fish?"
B: "Wow, what's his name... Rico?"
A: "No! It's the Gooch! Because he's really awesome and delightful."
by Gooch's #1 fan November 30, 2010
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