Gilbert, AZ

(n) Pronounced; Gil-bear
Gilbert, AZ is located southeast of Phoenix and is the largest town in the US, because they refuse to take the name of city. On average, Gilbert has a Howie-Rating of 7 out of 8. Depending on the day and amount of women on the streets. Has semi-frenchinese roots and is home to Luis Gonzalez.

I'm goin down to Gilbert, AZ man. How bout you?

by Howie II September 22, 2007

gildersneeze

When one, whether voluntary or involuntary, forces cum through their sinus and out the nose.

I proposed when she said she could gildersneeze on command.

by loquacious loki January 10, 2015

Gilberg Ace

Making a hole in one without a witness or video to verify that it actually happened.

Tom: “I was playing disc golf by myself today and hit a hole in one”

Tim: “oh I see, it was a ‘Gilberg Ace’.”

by tclarencebrown June 30, 2018

Gilberto Wifi

Having more than 500 ping and realizing McDonald's is a better WiFi choice than your own WiFi.

My WiFi is so slow I must have Gilberto WiFi.

by Sticky Head June 23, 2020

brianna gilbert

One Hot Potato. Very edible

Damn, is that brianna gilbert? I would eat her like I eat my burnt chicken nuggets.

by Elerbis December 1, 2016

Gipper

A combination of gangsta and chipper. A hybrid word (see crunk). As seen on the popular TV show Tosh.0

Hey, I just got some ice cream from that ice cream truck that did not hit me. Gee golly I feel gipper.

by BMOSlice January 26, 2011

Gilbert School

In Winsted, it is the only high school that actually belongs to the damn town. There is another, better school in Winsted, but raggies aren't allowed in. Gilbert is your basic hole of hell, where there are some cool people but enough gay ass regulations and retards and not enough money to separate "us" from "them." It isn't the worst school in America, but it's up there. So far, nobody has been stabbed in school. Oh, and the Gilbert Yellowjackets suck at everything. Especially Football. People who go to Gilbert range from awesome to total douchebag.

Punk-ass prep from Nwew Hartford: You go to Gilbert School? Eww, I need to wash my hands!

Gilbertian: "SHAZAM!" *kicks the prep*

by Fartlick Nutsniffer October 14, 2008