Gilberto

Gilberto is a little bitch he’s a player that everyone falls for but always breaks their heart. He’s a jealous bitch and always wants to get what he wants. He doesn’t give up til he gets it. He can have an acne mustache and no hair on his head. It’s so ugly just like his face ! He is one of the most dryest texters you’ll ever meet. If you meet one watch your back and good luck. His momma raised a straight up bitch. But if you date one that’s a whole other story. He ain’t worth shii you can find someone better then a ugly ass Gilberto like who tf names their child that ? He’s also the biggest cheater that starts rumors about everyone and acts tough behind a screen but when you pull up to his house he calls his daddy to handle what he started. He’s all talk I hope he gets what he deserves one day. Little pussy with a shrimp.

People: Gilbertos a bitch

Gilberto: pull up
People:*they pull up*
Gilberto: “daddy I’m scared there’s people outside looking for me”

by Joe momma bih April 24, 2020

limley gilbert

Originally, Goober's dog on Andy Griffith. Also, refers to a real simpleton or goober.

"Look at that idiot. He's a real Limley Gilbert."

by randy0530 October 8, 2008

Gilberted

Reacting in an overly dramatic way to being dumped by an athlete/sports team/significant other and/or breaking up with a signifant other through an overly dramatic letter.

When LeBron James left Cleveland for Miami in an overly dramatic fashion, Dan Gilbert Gilberted him with his "Open Letter to the Citizens of Cleveland."

by amylynp July 10, 2010

elena gilbert

elena gilbert is an amazing awesome selfless person she gave up her life so her best friend bonnie could live.

toxic tvd fan that girl is elena gilbert a horrible person non toxic tvd fan that girl is a elena gilbert

by bponb November 16, 2020

Gilbertville, Iowa

A small town in eastern Iowa 10 miles southeast of Waterloo. Gilbertville is part of the Waterloo/Cedar Falls Metropolitan Statistical Area. Population: Approx. 800. Contains a small Roman Catholic School, Don Bosco. A church, Immaculate Conception Catholic Church. Located on the Cedar River.

Alburnett fan #1: "Hey, were in Gilbertville, Iowa for that wrestling meet last night?"
Alburnett fan #2: "No. But I heard we got clobbered by Don Bosco."

by sodapopfx December 12, 2011

Gilbert

An awesome guy/girl who wanted a new name because the name given was complete shit, their parents thought it would be unique but instead they gave the poor kid was given a misspelled mispronounced never found on a coke bottle name.

Demi : "I hate my name."

Tillee : "I know we'll change your name!"
Demi : " Your right call me Gilbert!"

by Gilbertkiddo August 9, 2018

Gilbert

Gilbert can get all the pussy gilbert has the largest cock out of every cock ever (normally over 16 feet long)

oh my god that guy is such a Gilbert

by duckyourmom January 12, 2022