Unholy German Clusterfuck

A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.

Me: Google, search up the Holy Roman Empire.
Google: Did you mean Unholy German Clusterfuck?

by CharleMAIM April 18, 2018

german people

some people from Germany

look at all those german people

by Mr Cynical August 20, 2006

German Scheisse Video

A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.

Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.

This is the correct German spelling.

I picked up a German Scheisse Video in Frankfurt!

by keger26 December 18, 2011

german shepherd

the best dog a person could have if they are brought up well as in not abusive. THey're friendly, loyal, and very smart. I would advise getting one(or more) at a younger age.

German Shepherds are the best dogs someone could ever own.

by Coachz June 13, 2005

german snowstorm

The process of ripping out some of ur pubes and sprinkling them onto someones head

"I just gave my brother the german snowstorm"

by BBBallA10 February 6, 2007

Geometry class

You'll be in the minority if you are good at this. Don't be surprised if you're in a class of idiots who can't put two and two together. Unless you go to Thomas Jefferson...

"Man, I hate geometry class..."
"You probably suck at it too"

by davidcrazy101 March 28, 2015

German Sanchez

When a man takes out his penis after anal sex and then dabs his feces covered Steele Johnson on the woman's upper lips leaving her with a Hitler Mustache

Krieg: how was your night with Sam last night?
Zieg: great dude, I gave her a German Sanchez.

Krieg: oh, dude you know she is Jewish right?
Zieg: whoops

by Bobrossislove August 8, 2016