Geezar

A top noch fella with a massive Langer unlike the young Alex whelan a man that does not masturbate in others homes

Alex whelan is not a geezar
My nanny is some geezar for her age

by Yournan5 April 30, 2019

geezerhostel

Slang term for a nursing home, assisted living center, or any housing facility for the elderly.

The casino started to fill with the odor of Ben Gay and adult diapers as buses from local geezerhostels began to show up.

by Timotheus325 January 19, 2021

Geetus

Money.

Chase some geetus.

by Yeet Geet May 19, 2022

geezerama

A slightly to moderately disparaging term to describe a particularly spectacular event involving a large gathering of older folks.

Man, that McCartney concert was a total geezerama!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2022

geezer fur

That unwanted endless growth of additional fine, usually white hair that comes later in life, filling the ears and nostrils and moving down the sides of the neck where it just winds up making you look poorly groomed and fucked up.

Hey honey, can you help me shave my geezer fur before we go to bed?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022

No geezer

Synonym for "no kizzy" "no cap"

Ayo your mom's leng, no geezer
No geezer, bangable

by Geezernator March 2, 2022

Unknown Geezer

Unknown Geezer also referred to as ''Pizza Guy'' is a commonly used noun in the UK to describe an unknown male who appears at peoples houses at 9pm and does an unknown deed.

Adam watch out for unknown geezer I heard he is lurking tonight
Easton caught the unknown geezer and identified him as Luke

by Benny2Trappy March 6, 2022