One that has extensive knowledge in all areas and is able to explain himself quit well about information in the world that is important. Geeks actually have a college degree because you can’t spell geek without EE. While a nerd is one that continues on at the community college trying to work at “Game Stop” because they think its cool that they can live at home and play magic any time they want. Nerds know enough to talk to other nerds on a few small topics.
Most nerds wish to be geeks but are unable to finish college because the spent there money and time on magic cards.
by EE February 16, 2005
When you're mouth is permanently smiling cause you consumed a lot of pot. Sometimes you're laughing a lot too.
by NatureLover111 October 10, 2006
1. A word commonly used to describe a person who is not technically a "loser" nerd, but more of a social nerd, with many traits of a nerd but also more outwardly down-to-earth and with social skills
2. Slang for Methamphetamine
2. Slang for Methamphetamine
1. "Yeah Jake's kind of a geek, but he's usually pretty cool if you hang out with him"
2. "Let's go get Geek Stink Breath"
2. "Let's go get Geek Stink Breath"
by Tittylickingbunghole March 16, 2009
A geek is someone of high intelligence, which usually makes them outcasts of mainstream society. Although they share many traits with the nerd (lack of social skills, usually wears glasses, normally seen on the computer etc.) the main difference is IQ. Nerds are normally of average or above average intelligence, while geeks are often significantly smarter. Geeks also have more mainstream interests i.e physics, maths, chemistry
Geeks are sometimes described as nerds with less social skills, although in some places this is the opposite way round.
Geeks are sometimes described as nerds with less social skills, although in some places this is the opposite way round.
by Too Much Time to Waste October 30, 2007
1. a peculiar or otherwise dislikable person, esp. one who is perceived to be overly intellectual.
2. a computer expert or enthusiast (a term of pride as self-reference, but often considered offensive when used by outsiders.)
3. anyone who plays warhammer or other non-Risk strategy games.
2. a computer expert or enthusiast (a term of pride as self-reference, but often considered offensive when used by outsiders.)
3. anyone who plays warhammer or other non-Risk strategy games.
by Shitbastard January 15, 2008
geekin or geeking is simply when some is laughing but when someones is laughing a lot its called "geekin(g) hardocre"
geenin:man I was geekin last night because my borther fell out the window
geekin hardcore: I was geekin hardcore when my brother fell for tha girl with no teeth
geekin hardcore: I was geekin hardcore when my brother fell for tha girl with no teeth
by Jr. August 06, 2004
Today, they are still mostly hunted in the wild, although geek farms have been on the rise for the past few years. Organ harvesting is their most important use and only real contribution to the economy and society in general; their genes are similar enough to human beings that the risk of rejection is no higher than normal.
Their hides make for poor sources of clothing. They can be used for paper and certain other thin, lightweight fabrics, owing to the naturally pale, dry, yet flexible composition of the dermal layers. Due to to expensive treating processes, though, this is only cost-effective in areas where all of the other biomass has already been consumed.
Cattle slaughterhouses can easily be used to render geeks for their flesh. Little or no conversion is necessary. Although normally poor in nutrient value, and difficult to locate besides, the muscle fiber of the geek often contains high concentrations of stimulants, especially processed caffeine and complex sugars. Since geeks are not allowed access to human society or products under normal conditions, it is assumed that these materials are the result of pollution in the environment. Distilling these chemicals from the useless flesh they are embedded in can be expensive, but the sometimes dangerously (to humans) high concentrations mean that the essential components of over a hundred barrels of coffee or carbonated soft drinks can be harvested from a single geek.
(Geek bone harvesting is not recommended. Their skeletons on average are far less dense than that of humans, and as such do more harm than good in recuperative therapy.)
Finally, experimental drugs and surgical procedures, especially genetic manipulation, are prime candidates for geek testing. The physiology is similar enough that the results from such tests are often more accurate than identical testing on primates. There are also no legal or ethical dilemmas, since no government has ever recognized the geek as having any rights beyond that of any ordinary animal; additionally, all religions agree that they have no souls.
Their hides make for poor sources of clothing. They can be used for paper and certain other thin, lightweight fabrics, owing to the naturally pale, dry, yet flexible composition of the dermal layers. Due to to expensive treating processes, though, this is only cost-effective in areas where all of the other biomass has already been consumed.
Cattle slaughterhouses can easily be used to render geeks for their flesh. Little or no conversion is necessary. Although normally poor in nutrient value, and difficult to locate besides, the muscle fiber of the geek often contains high concentrations of stimulants, especially processed caffeine and complex sugars. Since geeks are not allowed access to human society or products under normal conditions, it is assumed that these materials are the result of pollution in the environment. Distilling these chemicals from the useless flesh they are embedded in can be expensive, but the sometimes dangerously (to humans) high concentrations mean that the essential components of over a hundred barrels of coffee or carbonated soft drinks can be harvested from a single geek.
(Geek bone harvesting is not recommended. Their skeletons on average are far less dense than that of humans, and as such do more harm than good in recuperative therapy.)
Finally, experimental drugs and surgical procedures, especially genetic manipulation, are prime candidates for geek testing. The physiology is similar enough that the results from such tests are often more accurate than identical testing on primates. There are also no legal or ethical dilemmas, since no government has ever recognized the geek as having any rights beyond that of any ordinary animal; additionally, all religions agree that they have no souls.
Geeksteak! The new astronaut food!
Thank goodness they exist only to serve us, or little Timmy not have gotten his new heart, liver, kidneys, lungs, and two spare pancreases! And each came from a different donor, can you believe that? What a wonderful time to be alive.
HP's new geekpaper gives you both brilliant white negative space and the satisfaction of knowing nothing so important as a plant was disturbed to give you the medium you need to get the message across.
Thank goodness they exist only to serve us, or little Timmy not have gotten his new heart, liver, kidneys, lungs, and two spare pancreases! And each came from a different donor, can you believe that? What a wonderful time to be alive.
HP's new geekpaper gives you both brilliant white negative space and the satisfaction of knowing nothing so important as a plant was disturbed to give you the medium you need to get the message across.
by perpetual optimist March 03, 2007