Skip to main content

Brandon's garage

The coldest place known to man, all the boys slay pussy in the cavities and sometimes you get an eggy cunt who is a pussy trying to fight you. After being in the garage for a while somebody punches a pregnant woman and dies
Salty cunt: you going to Brandon's garage next week
Spik: no I don't wanna die cause I'm a pussy
by Real niggah 123 March 22, 2017
mugGet the Brandon's garage mug.

Garageband Fag

1 )A pretentious, self absorbed or arrogant macfag (typically a high school or college student) who uses garageband to create his or her own shitty music that absolutely nobody gives two shits about. He or she will often force others to listen to the shit they "composed" against their will. Often times, this is done to impress stupid fucking girls who like artsy boys and have no real taste in music.

2) A macfag who thinks he or she has musical talent because he can put shitty samples together in garageband, when in reality, the music sucks and the samples are complete ass.

3) Someone who thinks garageband actually has quality samples.
Dude this sucks total ass. Stop being such a Garageband Fag.
by da_bossmanlol September 9, 2010
mugGet the Garageband Fag mug.

speed garage

really rich old dirty beats that got lost amongst time and other crappy genes of music - although there is new basslines, that totally kick ass!!!!! u still cant beat underground classics!!!!!!!!!
187 lockdown, serious danger, armand van heldon, dj pooch, underground distortion, summer junkies, crystal waters, cj bolland and rosie gaines. if you know of these then i guess u know your speed garage. although newer basslines known as niche are ever increasin and makin a mark, what is known as speed garage has its own defined mark too.
by adm06 September 10, 2006
mugGet the speed garage mug.

Garage Mahal

A guy's garage that is his place to hang out and do guy stuff, his castle and girls just don't understand!!

Related to the extravagant Taj Mahal.
Every night John goes out to his Garage Mahal and plays with his power tools!
by Mjamgb August 4, 2009
mugGet the Garage Mahal mug.

12 car garage

An slang term for a whore's vagina.
Hey Jim, Mary gave me a tour of her 12 car garage last night.
by Soggywaffle6969 February 9, 2017
mugGet the 12 car garage mug.

garage kept

in good condition, kept in a garage when not in use
This car has been garage kept. The body's excellent.
by VAKI5 May 9, 2005
mugGet the garage kept mug.

double car garage

the double car garage is a move in which two men enjoy a bj from one girl. at the same time. one next to the other in her mouth.
Joe: DAMN, Therese has a huge mouth. you in for a double car garage later?
Derek: sure, i'm ok with crossing swords...
by ksenya July 17, 2007
mugGet the double car garage mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email