wandering mumbleguts

(n). A person who habitually rambles on while talking incoherently in an inaudible or soft tone of voice, often in a boorish monotone.

Oh no, lets go make ourselves look busy. Here comes that wandering mumbleguts.

by Dave Hultgren February 26, 2004

Gardening Implement

1. Another way of calling someone a whore;
Calling someone a whore in a "nicer way."

Gardening Implement = Hoe = Hoe = Whore

2. A HOEBAG

Girl: She is a Gardening Implement!
Guy: I know she's a whore!

by Cool.As.Junk(; December 24, 2010

Gardening

Plowing a ho

I'm going to do some gardening tonight

by Koltgemini February 10, 2019

Mad Gatherings

Mad Gatherings are overnight (sometimes multiple nights) camping parties run by Broseph, Brolum and Broheim (who together make Aros, the god of parties).
The name originates from a blue letter "m" which was stolen from a sign that originally said "Home Farm / Business Park" and now, thanks to the Aros, says "Hoe Farm / Buns". (All the letters removed were removed by Broseph and the famous "m" is now in the possession of Brolum)

Mad Gatherings are often host to some drug usage, drunkenness, sex and firespinning and firebreathing.
They are not to be missed if you ever have a chance to go.

Person1: Dude, you going to the next Mad Gatherings?
Person2: The next MG? Wouldn't miss it for the world!

by JKybett July 12, 2010

Marble arch gathering

A place where unloved people go to feel accepted

Lonely bob went to the marble arch gathering to find some friends

by LAD199712 August 31, 2013

wandering lunatic

A psycho that wanders through-out citys screaming about who knows what.

"Dont make eye contact with him or he'll come talk to you."

by Wandering Lunatic June 27, 2005

Magic: The Gathering

A trading card game that doubles as a girl repellant. If you are afraid of girls, buy boxes of these cards.

Girl: Are those guys playing magic? I think I'll take a detour.

by TakeTheVeilCerpinTaxt August 31, 2005