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Gaf

When someone heterosexual describes something (usually a joke) that is or relates to homosexuality when in reality the person describing is not homosexual.
I can't believe Manuel & Caleb were making some Gaf ass jokes in front of their girlfriends at the party yesterday.
by CoffeeFart August 11, 2017
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by ee1eye January 11, 2023
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GAF

Acronym for "Grunge-As-Fuck"
Various items of clothing can be referred to as GAF. Some of these include Check shirts, Aviators, Chuck Taylor Hi-tops, and Wooly Beanies with Pom-poms hanging from the top, and two ears.
People that refer to themselves as GAF must be beaten unless they regularly wear 3 of these simultaneously.
Also popular with those of the GAF, is listening to the musical stylings of grunge bands such as Nirvana, doing a good ol' Hoedown, hunting Orc, and going for a fish.
*You see some dude walking past with aviators, chucks, a check shirt and a nirvana bumbag*
"Holey shit that's GAF"
you may only get away with saying "GAF-as-fuck" if you are severely intoxicated.
by Benjiman-Skullfuck January 13, 2009
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all around the gaf

A footballer ( or soccer player if you are from the US ) that has no fucking idea what they're doing, and they're just running around the pitch.
person 1: Mate, John has no idea what he's doin'

person 2: Yeah, he's running all around the gaf
by berber16 May 7, 2018
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knockin' about the gaf

A way of one saying “in the house” or not in the house. So another way of saying. We don’t have any paper in the house
I don’t know happen to have pipe cleaners knockin' about the gaf
Do you have any batteries knockin’ about the gaf
by hmystergeneral September 27, 2020
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crop gaf

A house or premises at which marijuana is grown
I need to find a new job man, i cant keep working in this crop gaff its too bait
by Jirood July 29, 2017
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Gaf

A word used mostly in Ireland to represent house or home. It is used by mostly teenagers and young people.
“yes lads i’ve got a free gaf”
“gone land down to my gaf”
“we’re heading back to the gaf”
by connsume August 4, 2018
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