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Gammon

Term for female, indirectly refers to vagina also.
Could also be shortened to gam-gam, or simply gam. Can be described in many ways; such as "prime gammon", "moist gammon", "stale gammon" etc.
Could be used for when talking about females in general.
Being "on the pull" could also be described as "on the prowl for some gammon"
"Mate, did you get any gammon last night?"
"Yeah, but it was stale. Bad times"

"Shiiiiiiit! check out that prime gammon!"
"too right! I'm erect!"

"I haven't gotten my dick wet in ages, I fancy a bit of gam-gam on the go."
"Get out of my house"

"Any gammon coming to this party?"
"Nah mate, it's just a sausage-fest"
by ninepintsofmilk May 6, 2010
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Gammon

A word to describe the finest bit of ass... (The female type)
Person A: "Yo dude, check out that Gammon over there!"

Person B: "Oh, hell yeah, wouldn't mind giving her a bit of my special seasoning!"
by thuggedout January 24, 2011
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Gammon

Vagina, usually sweaty or moist.
"Steph has such a gammon"
by Lyley April 21, 2009
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gammon gateposts

She had lips like gammon gateposts
by Chrissy-Boy June 26, 2004
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gaymocist

one who dislikes or hates people who are gaymo.
Darek: I wanna stomp Andy's face into the back of his skull
for being gaymo.
Tim: Dude, your are so gaymocist.
by Tim Gee, Darek Johns October 5, 2007
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Garmongulous

Comedically or unnaturally larger than large.

A hybrid of "gargantuan", "humongous" and "fabulous", to create a term implying a size greater than all three.

Original usage is credited to author Alan Peterson in "Radio World" newspaper in the early 1990s, describing hand tools used to repair and maintain a century-old carousel in Holyoke, Mass. (see example of usage below)
(excerpt from article) "...trying to fix a telephone using a garmongulous screwdriver meant for the carousel upstairs..."

(other use) "He wasn't just fat... he wasn't just 'circus fat'... this guy was garmongulous!"
by Professor Al September 21, 2009
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gamona

adj:
the state of long-frizzy-nappy hair after a long night's sleep. Usually looks all over the place and unmanageable.
Wow, look at the gamona hair on that girl.

He has gamona hair.
I saw a lady at the store with the freakiest gamona hair ever.
by jcovas March 31, 2010
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