grunt bag

Grunt bag : one who is trying too hard to impress his or her peers. A low totem pole individual who wants to be the best when they can't.
Yo grunt bag, you ever heard of ligma?? I bet you have cuz you lig my balls.
by Deeniceforyoupoo October 2, 2019
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tard grunt

The very loud grunt a tard makes
Jimbo “ hi tard annon “
Tard anon “(TARD GRUNT)”
by Der Jude February 18, 2018
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meat grunts

The sounds caused in the act of straining when you eat too much meat and taking a shit is an hour long endeavor.
That dude probably spends hours in the bathroom with the meat grunts.
by Calicoex11 May 3, 2018
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The Gremlin Grunt

When you fuck someone so hard that they start grunting in an extremely deep voice, often sounding like a shitty Golem from Lord of The Rings. This low grunting will continue until your partner lets out a massive screech. Signifying their change into the Gremlin King/Queen, they are now the ruler of all Gremlins, truly a noble honor.
Yesterday Elizabeth transformed into The Gremlin Queen after she pulled off The Gremlin Grunt.
by Gamer_God_88 December 28, 2020
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Grunt punt

A HUGE FUCKING PUNT FROM A BOI NAMED GRUNT
YOOOOOO LOOK OUT!!!! GRUNT PUNT!!!!!!!!
by Grunt Punt October 8, 2018
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Grunt Valve

A vehicle that has been modified so that it produces a loud, rumbling, aggressive noise when the engine is revved. This modification is known as installing a ‘Grunt Valve’
Dave: Bruv, what was that car that just sped past us, sounded like a TVR or something..?

Joe: Nah mate, saxo.

Dave: Shit man, must have a fat grunt valve innit.

Dave: What you sayin Joe?

Joe Just chillin in the grunt valve innit.

Dave: Fair play, whats the grunt valve sayin?

Grunt Valve: GGRRRRRRR – WAAAAP WAAAAPP WAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Dave: That’s some serious grunt valve right there Joe, he is on it.

Joe: Innit doe.
by Badmaninnitdoe October 7, 2010
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grandma grunt

Term used to refer to elderly drivers who drive slow. Male equivalent is grandpa grunt.
Come on, grandma grunt. The speed limit is 60km/h and you're only going 40!
by The Real Driller July 5, 2021
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