Grease Slicker

When you take someone’s hair and squeeze the grease into your mouth to clean it.

After me and my gym bud got home from the gym I noticed how greasy his hair was. I asked him if I could give him a grease slicker and he said sure. So I grabbed a big chunk of his hair and squeezed the grease into my mouth and swallowed it. He thanked me for my kind deed.

by Hunk Gernk February 18, 2021

Grease man

A fat cunt that eats Mcdonalds everyday and showers only once year

man look at that guy raping his dog I bet that's Grease man

by connels a fag August 19, 2021

Is fat meat greasy

1) statement normally made when someone’s behavior will force them to learn “The hard way”.
2)to express the truth in your statement.

1) Frank: Reggie stay away from the pool halls down town they are known to hustle people.
Reggie: I can’t lose I’m Reggie.
Frank: Ugh. You just don’t believe fat meat is greasy.

2) Frank: You just missed Justin’s mom she is looking thick.
Derrick: She looking like that?
Frank: Is fat meat greasy

by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020

fart grease

Fart grease – The sticky, foul smelling substance that builds up in the crack of your ass. It’s made up of a concoction of feces, sweat, smegma and lint..

My roommate is so nasty. He picks his ass, waits a few seconds and looks to see if anyone is around, then sniffs the fart grease on his fingers.

by Trav October 1, 2004

Greasy Taquito

A greasy taquito is when a man discretely tucks his penis inside his ass crack then proceeds to shove it in his lover's fellatio expecting mouth.

The divorce was pretty ugly. The bitch got the house and the kids, but I gave her a greasy taquito!

by Jeffronius August 30, 2006

anal grease

Diarrhea;
see also doo doo butter

when you are running form the police and you feel that anal grease: Diarrehea

by Earl G. October 25, 2004

Greased Jesus

Something (or someone) either super awesome, super sexy, or super ... greasy

"He was so greasy that he slid right off the cross and into our hearts"

"Greased Jesus is on my side tonight"

"That hat is ugly, and she paid 40 dollars for it. It's ridiculous. Greased Jesus would not approve."

"He sneaks around your room at night...except he just sort of slides around on the floor...unfortunately, he's too greasy to do much.

by marmar216 May 19, 2009