Pong GPS

An old and outdated GPS unit.

It takes my dad longer to program the Pong GPS in his '99 Benz than it does to drive to his destination.

by kejo66 May 18, 2011

GP Folder

Hidden file folders on a computer full of gay pornography.

Joe: I found your hidden GP folder in your system files.

Chris: Ummm, I must have a virus.

by sidious66 March 20, 2009

man gps

The innate ability a man has to know exactly where he is going.

I used my man gps to get to the store.

by jr9999 May 7, 2014

GPS Jockey

Someone who has no clue how to used a readable map for directions. So they must constantly rely on using an electronic GPS but still they manage to get lost!

Stupid idiot doesn't know where he's going even though we've got the address he has no direction bloody GPS jockey!

by Fire4FX October 15, 2011

Human GPS

Technoblade is the human gps.
He always knows where he is going and can easily find anything.

"wow," said Rick, "Techno is such a Human GPS."

by jaysay1000000 October 16, 2020

GPS punt

Don't rely on your phone's compass. You know which path is correct on the map but not on the ground.

Take one of the paths and check a minute later whether you have chosen the right path. Whether you were right or wrong, you have successfully used the GPS punt technique.

Derived from GPS and punt.

Walk leader: Turn around everyone, that was just a GPS punt. We actually want the other path.

by incognito1982 May 23, 2018

gps victim

When your GPS system helps you avoid one traffic pile-up only to get caught in an alternate pile-up.

An accident has all lanes on the 401 westbound closed and many drivers are now GPS victims because the alternate route is closed due to construction.

by Wil Scarlet January 30, 2020