Usually a tall black man that can kill you in pretty much 1 second he does give a shit about anything the most he craes about is food
by bigblackballs2340 May 6, 2022
Get the Christopher Gaines mug.Bobby had them good Johnny Gains before he went to pound town for 6 hours or longer and contacted his physician.
by BumbButt November 11, 2022
Get the johnny gains mug.by CBrCB September 19, 2022
Get the Locken Gaines mug.Similar to the “Freshman 15” pounds gained during the first year of college, refers to the 19 pounds gained from gorging during the Covid-19 lockdown.
I gained the Covid-19 thanks to all the baked desserts, boozing and casseroles during the first 3 months of lockdown.
by SandClover December 24, 2021
Get the Gained the Covid-19 mug.Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.
Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022
Get the Jackin off = NO GAINS mug.by Vianni La Performer April 8, 2022
Get the Gaining Weight Shaming mug.where Chloe puts up with an insane amount of directioners trying to get a shoutout, using the funniest memes and offering up their firstborns
by READYTOHBW February 13, 2021
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