fuckbaby

a slang term sometimes used to designate someone with whom one has a feeling of deep and natural affinity, friendship, love, intimacy, sexuality, and/or compatibility.

"Mmmm....Fuckbaby," said Anthony to Katherine.

by Eatt April 3, 2008

fuckrag

An old oily, damp, bloody cloth caused by usage by wiping pubic areas.

God damn that shirt looks like a fuckrag!

by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2003

Fuckballer

One who balls fucks.

"what's up?"
"Just balling some fucks."
"You total fuckballer. Go to hell."

by Jon Heslop 2K6 ya'll September 1, 2008

fucklag

The result of fucking so much and to the point that one is physically and mentally exhausted from the process that they need an ample amount of sleep to regain energy and thus being able to perform daily tasks, along with more fucking. It is similar to being jet-lagged, but from fucking too much.

Blake: Dude, Ashley and I fucked for 8 hours last night, I'm exhausted.

Pierce: You must have a seriously bad case of fucklag.

by GlazeCraze June 11, 2009

Fuckballs

A group of ten or more humans, of both sexes, naked, and rolled into a ball.

"Holy fuckballs, that was a long post."

by Mimziez September 20, 2009

Fuck Bag

A bad situation that a person finds themself in and is powerless to stop or change the course of.

Mary really put John in the Fuck Bag by showing his girlfriend Jane those pictures of John letting 4 guys stab him in the dook shute at that party last weekend.

by Willie Dynomite April 30, 2008

fuckage

A percentage upcharge, added into the final bid on a contract where there is an ongoing business relationship, in which the contractor has previously been shortchanged or "backcharged" unlawfully by the customer. This percentage varies from customer to customer, and may be cumulative over time. It includes an additional percentage, to cover slow payment, demands for "free" extra work, unwarranted payment disputes, time spent on the phone with their reps explaining why they have to pay for services rendered and documented, extra time on resulting paperwork , "adjusted" bids after the work is complete, and the aggravation of knowing the customer will pull any trick they can, to force you to perform work for free, which they themselves will then happily bill their client for.

"I'm counting 43 cubic yards of debris to remove here. The customer took over two months to pay last time, then tried to get me to knock another $50 off the agreed price after the work was complete. Counting in the time and aggravation, we'll add another 4 cubic yards for fuckage...make that 5 cubic yards on principle. Bid will be to remove 48 cubic yards of debris, including fuckage."

by lowflyer December 12, 2016