fruity punch

When you go to haves sex and you secretly stick an apple or Apple seed in her vagina

Rick: well if you like fisting than your gonna love this I call it.. Fruity punch!

Becca: oh yea!! Wait why is it round??

by Fruity punch February 25, 2014

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Fruity finish

To stuff your partners pussy with fruit then shove your dick into your partners pussy all the way and cum inside her then eat all the fruit that comes out .

Dude i just Fruity Finished that girl last night !

by Poontangerrang December 14, 2014

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Fruity Clusters

a gaggle of gays hanging out together

well look at the boys over there in their fruity clusters.

by funstuff83 August 8, 2017

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fruity nate

Fruity Nate; the greatest soundcloud rapper of all time

Fruity: A word used to describe one with a large benis

Nate: A name reserved for those who have achieved RN status.

Aye, my name is fruity nate

by fruitynate October 16, 2018

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When you spend 12 days and 8 nights consuming nothing but spaghetti bolognese and every attainable flavor of Gatorade or Powerade and then ejaculate on your partner’s stomach so that it appears colorful and misshapen. You can also choose to pour milk over it all when you’re done, but most people don’t keep cartons of milk that close to their bedroom or fuckroom unless they’re a loser or a simp.

Bertha: “Baby, can we just do something casual for breakfast tomorrow?”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”

by Skoodel October 9, 2020

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