Fogey porn

When you walk in on Gramps at the rest home and he's getting a blowie from Aunt Bee.

My Grandpa got dementia so we had to stick him in a nursing home. Now he's banging hotties like a fool. "Damn gramps you better slow that shit down," "STFU, sonny and just keep the camera rolling. I gots me a Fogey Porn website to keep up".

by jvermin June 17, 2008

fogle-ing

A type of sexual role-play that simulates pedophilia. To be considered fogle-ing, the act must involve the male taking the dominant role, while the female takes her respective submissive persona. In these roles, the male will play an older man, while the female will play the much younger girl. Usually, theatrical force is exerted from the male, while the female displays an equally theatrical resistance. Virginity is a trait commonly imagined by the fogle-ing female.

"Fogle-ing is so refreshing, it makes me feel like a little girl again."

by Sock Puppet JJ January 26, 2016

Fogle

Origin Jared Fogle. To fogle is to molest or grope inappropriately.

I have fogled and I will fogle again.

-Jared "Confirmed Child Fogler" Fogle.

by ChildFogler October 23, 2015

Foge

f-ooooooooo-ge

Def: (n.) 1. A name for a guy who is rather stupid,who leads girls on and is a man whore.
2. Can also be used to describe someone who is getting on your nerves

History:
Created because of an annoying guy named Jared. Hence the name foge became a slur off of the subway guy Jared Fogel.

1. You're such a foge!

2. He is such a foge face!

3. Don't be such a fogger.

by Mermaid & Blondie July 26, 2007

Fodee Claus

one hella cool dude who brings a present to good little boys and girls. Usually wrapped in a brown paper bag and containing 40 oz of love and left on your windshield or porch or in the hands of a passed out bum. Hopefully, said fodee hasn't been partially consumed by Fodee Claus himself.

Oh joy! Fodee Claus gave my Olde English this year. God bless us everyone!

by double LL February 26, 2004

FOGEMB

An acronym for "Fire Of God Eat My Brain" a popular saying in pentecostal youth made popular by evangelist Jayme Montera.

"Expecting the FOGEMB this evening at church!"

by ChurchGirl777 March 12, 2010

Fogled

Getting fucked up beyond belief, getting so drunk you wake up drunk the next morning and stay drunk until the afternoon.

I got soooo Fogled last night i woke up in the wrong house with someones dog on my lap!

by docsully May 23, 2011