functioning homosexual

A functioning homosexual is a gay person who has not given
thier life over to the drama associated with their sexual orientation.
A homosexual who can pass as straight when the need arises.
Someone like Will on Will and Grace.

Gay Dude 1: It's amazing how calm Bob was when Brucie had
his meltdown at the GLT meeting last night.
Gay Dude 2: Bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning homosexual.

by jsd9632 December 18, 2011

Functional neurological disorder

You're brain//the electrical wiring in it is fucked.

functional neurological disorder sucks

by ihavenothingtodoinlife May 23, 2022

functionally Amish

The condition of being clueless about technology.

She can't figure out how to open her e-mail; she's functionally Amish.

by xxoomom February 8, 2010

fucktionship

a relationship primarily sexual in nature; akin to but less transient than (and thus not necessarily synonymous with) booty call, fuck buddy, slam piece, friend with benefits, or hook up; a fucktionship offers all the benefits of a legitimate relationship but without the hang-ups or social acceptability

Yeah, Ma, he/she's definitely my boy/girlfriend..

*to friends* Nah we're in a fucktionship tho.

by imjusthereforthisdef October 10, 2016

functional incompetence

The ability to maintain a façade of competence, the surface of which, once penetrated, reveals the individual actually has little to no understanding of the tasks in which they have been placed in control of. This type of employee is of particular concern as their incompetence may not be discovered until they have left the organization.

John excelled at functional incompetence because he seemed to know what he was doing until an audit showed he fabricated all his reports.

by Tamara101972 September 19, 2016

functional nerd

A type of nerd that isn't easily identified. people only realize they are nerds after prolonged exposure to them.

Ellilta's got her shit together but she's been watching Game of Thrones everyday for the past month. She's a functional nerd.

by jst_money March 6, 2017

Functional Poor

This word defines a certain catergory of people*, who can afford to go to school abroad and go on vacation every year, but are poor.

*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.

“Oh Yusuf? Yea, he goes to school abroad and has a vacation every year, but don’t worry, he’s functional poor.”

by assstrroo October 5, 2018