Floater

Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed. Variously known as a strong swimmer. Not to be confused with sticktites or gluons

Also, a line of bullshit that cannot be accepted.

We didn't believe him, so we said, "That shit won't flush", "That one's a floater".

by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004

pine float

A toothpick in/with a cup of water. The sign of a cheap date. This is an older term from the midwest, ask your parents.

"Let me take you out tonight girl. Pine floats on me."

by Matthew T. Green September 11, 2005

float cake

v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. The epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. In the latter respect, it resembles the expression, "pinch a loaf."

My girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and I said, "what did you do, float cake?" She laughed automatically, but then after a moment's reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, "ugh, float cake!"

by tneveca August 25, 2009

babby`s yed flottin

babby`s yed flottin.....a babies head floating.
A steak pudding in a tray with mushy peas smothered in gravy. The staple diet of anyone from Wigan. Taken from the descriptive of what a babies head might look like if it was coming out of a bath full of gravy....a babies head floating

(on entering a chippy)

(assistant)..."Wot yavin love?"

(Wiganer)..." I`ll av babby`s yed flottin, wi a barm-cake"

(assistant)..."sauce?"

(Wiganer)..."Aye, brown"

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

floatatious

High ability to float.

Awesome buoyancy properties.

Finis sells floatatious fins.

by Swimmer Lisa March 22, 2009

Floating Brain

The bare ball-sack of a young and highly promiscuous young man!

'"I'm going to give you a floating brain in the face!"
":O"

by John from 17 March 3, 2010

flattus

A person who has no dick and cannnot reproduce, it is not remove, it is natural.

Eg: Quang is a flattus

by Awesome_guy_260901 December 5, 2013