by Dipstick Master Juice January 20, 2009
Get the Oatmeal Flagpole mug.1 - the act of making out vigorously with ample movement of the lips, often described as "eating face", but sans the use of tongue whatsoever. Can possibly include the tight squeezing of eyes, odd "dry noises" and an awkward, uncomfortable position on your boyfriend's couch.
2 - derogatory name for a person who engages frequently in the act of famping.
3 - word used to describe someone who exhibits exceedingly ignorant, pathetic, idiotic, or awkward tendencies.
CAUTION: Never famp, ever. Side effects may include dry mouth, severly chapped lips, a teary and painful break up, and/or social rejection/alienation by all of one's peers.
2 - derogatory name for a person who engages frequently in the act of famping.
3 - word used to describe someone who exhibits exceedingly ignorant, pathetic, idiotic, or awkward tendencies.
CAUTION: Never famp, ever. Side effects may include dry mouth, severly chapped lips, a teary and painful break up, and/or social rejection/alienation by all of one's peers.
"Ew, what were Shirley and Blake doing in the movies last night?"
"Oh, ignore them, they were just famping."
"Yo, Shirley looks hot, I'd tap that."
"Gross man, everyone knows shes a famp."
"Shirley was being such a stuck-up bitch at Dave's party on Saturday."
"Yeah, only a famp would refuse to have a drink along with the rest of us."
"Oh, ignore them, they were just famping."
"Yo, Shirley looks hot, I'd tap that."
"Gross man, everyone knows shes a famp."
"Shirley was being such a stuck-up bitch at Dave's party on Saturday."
"Yeah, only a famp would refuse to have a drink along with the rest of us."
by Papa Bell Hemps December 24, 2009
Get the famping mug.the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and defecating. this is done so that the poop will get stuck on the side of the bowl, not falling into the water. if done properly (much harder than it sounds) the poop will remain even after a flush. this is done to people/places you dont like (eg school) usually by teenage boys.
Yeah, he flagpoled in the school toilets
oh man, i tried flagpoling my own toilet but it didnt work. its so hard!
oh man, i tried flagpoling my own toilet but it didnt work. its so hard!
by Dread Pyrate Bonney April 29, 2005
Get the flagpole mug.by bignel June 20, 2006
Get the flambay mug.When a man or woman intentionally or unintentially sits on top of a penis. Also, when a Davo sits on top of a Pumster.
Wow, he's got that flagpole all the way up bobby evans' anus! That old skool nigga's one flagpole sitter!
by HugeBreasticle February 20, 2005
Get the flagpole sitter mug.An awesome, yet dangerous sexual act. During intercourse the man pulls out and sprays cologne on his penis. He then proceeds to light it and then quickly extinguishes it inside the woman. Feel free to yell "Flambe!" after it's out.
Yo, I lit my junk and then stuck it in her last night.
- Whoah! That's so awesome, yet dangerous.
Yep, I think it's called a flambe.
- Whoah! That's so awesome, yet dangerous.
Yep, I think it's called a flambe.
by Winston Elridge Livingston July 29, 2010
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