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lazy flamingo

verb - to have an episode of impotence occuring during sexual activity or coitus
by Arvin P. January 13, 2008
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The Screaming Flamingo

Where one girl sucks one guys dick while jacking off two other guys, and taking it in the ass by another. Thus making her convulse like a screaming Flamingo.
Lets get some bros together and give Lacey the screaming flamingo!
by The extremest June 1, 2011
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Flamingo fans

There are 2 types of flamingo fans.

1. The regular ones who just enjoy flamingo's content

2. The crazy ones who make liking flamingo their whole entire personality. They think they are funny by saying things like "e" or "yo tengo" but they are actually annoying, if someone says one bad thing about flamingo then these people would go out of their way to harass them.

I actually like Flamingo but most of his fans are just annoying

I feel bad for regular flamingo fans because when people outside of flamingo's community think about his fans they think of the obsessive and annoying fans.
Flamingo fan 1 - Hey do you watch Flamingo's videos?

Random Person - Nah, I don't really like Flamingo's content.

Flamingo Fan 1 - That's fine, I respect your opinion.

Flamingo Fan 2 - SHUT UP FLAMINGO IS THE BEST UFJUFHNUTFNHF YO TENGO FEIFBNIUFBFEUIEF E E UIFEBHFUEI

Flamingo Fan 1 - And this is why people don't like flamingo fans.
by Sundae-Sundae November 12, 2022
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flamingo bleaching

by trish-morgan July 7, 2009
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Squiggly Flamingo

When you get so drunk, you cannot function at the simplest of levels.
I was so drunk, I couldn't spell "CAT" if you spotted me the 'C' and the 'T' --I was such a Squiggly Flamingo.
by DaGooseIsLoose May 5, 2011
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flamingo kickstart

a method of male self-masturbation utilizing one leg when both hands are either occupied or not desired
Rob utilized the flamingo kickstart when he was juggling at the bachelor party to effectively masturbate. He was successful.
by roberto dunn February 18, 2010
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Flamingo Jockey

In sport, a flamingo jockey is one who rides flamingos in flamingo racing or dresses accordingly while riding a flamingo. The flamingo does not have to be alive for the jockey to be considered a 'flamingo jockey'
Flamingo jockeys in Barbados are renowned as having the fastest flamingos in the world giving them the nicknames 'Badoflams'.
by Burger King Mcdonalds November 6, 2010
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