Fecal Finger of Fate

When someone shoves one of their fingers up their arsehole, then pulls it out to see if shit gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. A game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. If shit gets on your finger the answer is "No", but if you pull it out clean the answer is "Yes".

Well, I don't know if I should go to the show tonight or not. I guess I'll have to decide using the Fecal Finger of Fate.

by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008

the finger

A signaling device, used to point out the assholes in everyday life.

by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

twitter finger

Somebody who fancies themselves a social media expert and tweets and retweets incessantly as if every thought they have is vitally important to the well-being of humanity.

17 tweets in an hour means you have twitter finger. It also means you're annoying.

by san-nicola March 12, 2011

1 finger up

putting 1 finger up in a picture is a way to secretly say your a complete virgin and don’t know how to talk to women using one finger to describe your self and how lonely you are.

hey did you see where Oscar posted a photo with 1 finger up ??

oh yeah he must be really lonely!!

by Jinkiq April 3, 2022

Finger Blaster Master

a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms

that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master

by coleramsme January 16, 2017

Fineer

Word fineer than fine

That’s fineer it’s only fair

by Gagshshshsu January 15, 2019

Finger free February

Finger free February is like no nut November but for women

During February woman cannot masterbate at all

Woman 1: did you hear what’s happening next month
Woman 2: no what’s going on

Woman 1: finger free February

by True blue Ozzie November 3, 2019