news feed

a reason to want to shoot the facebook programmers in the head

News Feed:
Josh just wrote on your wall.
Josh created a group.
Josh and Bobby are friends.
Tina is tired.
Josh and Tina are friends.

WHO THE FUCK CARES?

by K-Ro September 16, 2008

Weed and Feed

A low-budget date for stoners. Usually consisting of some random takeout and a few bong hits.

"Who needs to Wine and Dine when you can Weed and Feed?

by BurnsSOgood August 12, 2015

breast feeding

to suck on a womens milk filled breasts , usally undertaken by a baby or infant, but can be peformed by a mature adult when required ...... it still tastes good at 45 belive me

lets get breast feeding i need some milk for my cafe au lait

by vinnny August 25, 2006

feds watching

A term coined by rappers, meaning that the federal authorities are watching their actions, purchases, etc. Typically those whoa are being watched by the feds are making a lot of cash doing illegal activites.

"Ay man can you hook a brotha up with a car?"
"Nah bro, the feds watching"

by scarfacemontana July 21, 2014

Feeding

Not being a team player. A selfish act where what you're doing is helping (ie: feeding) yourself or the enemy, either on purpose or by being a noob, sacrificing the entire teams potential.

Ay Yo, Quit feeding and pass the ball!

by speedlitechamp May 22, 2014

feds

(n) Agents for the FEDeral Bureau of Investigation (FBI). Or, loosely, any federal agent(s) or agency, usually law enforcement related.

The feds broke dowm my grandma's door and stole her weed stash!

by Christopher Loomis April 13, 2006

Feed Polluting

Any unnecessary news or live feed on Facebook that is usually irrelevant information (bitchy statuses, quiz results, Facebook game results) that you have to scroll past.

"I don't care if Trish found a ugly ducking on farmville. i wish she'd stop Feed Polluting and not publish her results"

status update- Karli Doe- :'( wowww! I thought this time was going to be different..I got my hopes up again but u actually gave me a reason to! And now you do this! Definately am done with you and everything in my past! Effe you is what I have to say to you!!!

"Nobody cares about your life, but all your friends care that you're Feed Polluting their Facebook."

by Asthenia_182 December 8, 2009