gimp features

1. Someone who is ugly
2. Someone's face which looks like plastic surgery gone wrong
3. Someone who looks like a complete twat
4. Someone who seriously needs a facial operation but can't get one
5. Someone who looks like you

Your mum and your mum, AND your mum!

by Mr Piss-Brains January 29, 2004

Gooch Features

to have a face or a part of your body that resembles the area around and between a boys nutsack and asshole, 'gooch', essentially calling them ugly or retarded looking.

Man, that boy has gooch features!

Shut the fuck up, gooch features.

Hahaha look at the gooch features on that A-Hole.

by natttaliex February 28, 2010

Green Features

A way of designing/building structures with earth friendly practices and recycled materials;
A way of funding such structures by selling marijuana

Those buildings sure were built with green features.

by Ron Wormberner November 12, 2014

Featured

Something all people strive for on the comedy app,ifunny, only unoriginal crappie content gets featured. Sadly I will never achieve such a task.

Hey mom I just got featured on ifunny
"No you didn't Urban_Dictionary_KTB shut up you dissapointment"

by Urban_Dictionary_KTB September 20, 2016

foreign features

Cars that are from a different country other than your own country.
In the USA, foreign features can be like the Benz from Germany, or Honda from Japan.
However, the word is used primarily to describe classy foreign cars like the Beamers and Lexus

I bet Lil Wayne drives foreign features and Birdman drives a Corniche

by The Waider December 23, 2007

featureful

when someone is not quite beautiful but rather has odd or distinctive features. They have that edgy look.

oh, she's not pretty but look at that interesting nose, she's really featureful

by Vance B November 30, 2005

Bollock Features

When someone is really ugly.
Also can be used when argueing with someone who is being a dick

Man look at the bollock features on that cunt.

Get out of my face bollock features

by Rikamortis January 5, 2009