pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.

Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.

by The Raging Bull August 25, 2005

Paint her face

When a man bust a nut on a females face

She was sucking my dick then I pulled out and proceeded to paint her face

by Pablo savage August 4, 2018

resting smug face

a person, who appears to naturally have or show excessive pride in his/her self(self approving face) when his/her face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Kelly just has a resting smug face, she is actually a really humble person.

by ah ji April 29, 2014

Beat a face

To flawlessly apply makeup.

Oh, Gurl! She might dress like a truckstop hooker but she knows how to beat a face.

Miss Stoppertunity beat my face before the pageant.

by Tsa Tsa May 2, 2010

nigger faggot shit face

search for fucking nigger faggot shit face

it's basically the same thing.

black nigger: nigger faggot shit face
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by a retarded guy August 12, 2017

penis face mcgee

he is a person that has a penis for a face and a face for a penis

he needs no introduction, he is penis face mcgee.

by penisface mcgee May 30, 2010

Decorate her face like a cake

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

by bachass April 24, 2010