faithgerhart

an ungodly type of whore that molests cats.
a "faithgerhart" can also has a very wide-set ass, and has the will-power to constantly immagine office furnuture (for example, files) humping eachother at a vast rate.

the faithgerhart in the room: "i just shoved 6 taquitos up my pisshole!"

some chick named Jesskah: "why did you have to up 6 up there? you ungodly whore, you. 6 is very close in relation to 666. you fucking ungodly whore. go molest your damn cat, and masturbate to office furniture (for example files) humping eachother."

some chick named Carrie: "damn. you bitches need to stop faithgerharting."

some chick named Jesskah: "wtf? im not immagining office furniture humping!!!!!!!!!" *points to the faithgerhart in the room*

some (fe)male like figure named patrick: "ladies stop bickering, just look up 'clit ring' on google immages. my dad who works at google that im in love with added it on just for my mother's pleasure"

some chick named jesskah: "do you want a donut, nooblet?!?"

some (fe)male like figure named patrick: "fuck yea. then we'll look up 'clit ring' on google immages.!."

whole group: "FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! GET OUT THE LUBE!"

by Dhruv Goswamy March 21, 2008

faithphobic

Hating faith or religion. Back formation from homophobic, used by anti-religious people to describe those who oppose homosexuality or the objectives of those who advocate for homosexual rights. Faithphobes are people who criticize or attack people of faith (religious people) for not accepting homosexuality or homosexual rights specifically but can be extended to anyone who is against faith.

His speech was very faithphobic, attacking conservative Christians for their failure to accept gay marriage.

by mike1939 April 10, 2013

Brand Faith

To have total loyalty to a brand

I have total brand faith in Nike

by Chuggs August 10, 2006

farthlings

The fries that fall out into the bag.

Are you going to eat the farthlings, too?

by cyclam8 January 17, 2009

faithfucc

A faithfucc (pronounced "faith-fuck") is a person who is commited ("faith") to the person who they are in a relationship with. In being so commited, they do not fuck ("fucc") anyone else while in this said "faithful relationship."

Him: baby i'm so scared to love you. I've been hurt so badly too many times by females *sob*

Her: baby it's okay!! You don't have to worry about a thing!! I'm your faithfucc all the way.

by lizrrdmama0392 April 2, 2009

Fathawgimus

noun used to describe leader of Greek or Roman city-state during the Fathawgtopian Empire.

Fathawgimus was the greatest ruler of all time.

by FatHawg February 17, 2010

Faithon

The ongoing tenacious moron in the never ending quest for a good ass pounding from a large french man's dong that he calls thor. Soon to be artificially inseminated and 9 months later the same pesterous wound which walks this planet has been cloned.

SO i was hunting Faithon's last weekend in the "good part" of Compton, but then i realized that all i had to do was go to Colorado where the fried hippies are located to kill these wondrous mammals.

by Sir Walter the Dubba April 19, 2011