farters day

It's a national holiday when you can freely fart without judgement

Happy Farters day

by Mrs. Farticoulas June 20, 2020

farter machine

a person that releases long, stinky farts all day like a machine

ex: Vissy expressed his farter machine ass on a date with Rea.

by visea October 21, 2020

farternal

Referring to "brotherly minded" dudes who love PASSING the time by PASSING gas.

A neighbor gave me a whole case of canned beans, so I think I'll host an impromptu farternal backyard barbecue for all my buddies.

by QuacksO April 15, 2021

Fartnark

Someone who outwardly expresses disgust and tries to make you feel bad for farting, when it is a perfectly natural bodily function.

"Dude, are you seriously fartnarking me right now? it's a natural function of the human body, man"
"WE'RE IN AN ELEVATOR! YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME!!"

by Tuubx May 29, 2021

Farter

A person that is expert in farting

You:Ahhhh im no expert in farting!! Farter:I can teach you!!! You:Howwwwwwwwwwww?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Farter:(Fart) You:ok thx :> (Goes home) You:Hi dad (20 farts) Dad:WHERES THAT MEGAPHONE >:( Dad:*slaps with belt* YOU:(CRYS)

by Poobysoy February 22, 2022

FARTERS

A group of the best worldwide known flatlulence creators, if you are a "FARTER" you could class yourself as one of the greats, up there against Elvis and Michael, now some people might think the "FARTERS" are just regular old farting civilians, but they are much more than that, they have over 570 businesses and facilities dedicated to Fartin, tootin, and a little bit of pootin, they started their Fart organization in March of 1965, the "FARTERS" will continue to grow and thrive.

Holy crap is that the "FARTERS"??

How do I join the "FARTERS"??

I wish I was as cool as them.

FARTERS is the best

by Yourmamaismymama65 April 19, 2022

fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness June 30, 2022