Beef Stroking Cock Fungus

A man who's cock is so filthy that no woman, regaurdless of her low level of standards will not fornicate with or perform any sexual act upon resulting in the last resort of masturbation forever.

Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???

Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!

by Pinkfuzzzybunny August 16, 2006

faece fungus

the white fungus that appears on a turd that has been on the floor too long

colin came over ashen-faeced. "blimey, cole" exclaimed kevin, "it's only
faece fungus. I'll pick it up after the football"

by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

Cavern Fungus

Hair on the less favorable areas of your body. (i.e. armpits, pubes, etc.)

David has the lightest blonde hair I've ever seen, but his cavern fungus is dark brown.

by Dread Pirate Longshanks September 12, 2010

Cunny Fungus

Cunny (poon, pussy vagina etc) A term to describe a harsh case of thrush or an insultive phrase to a foe!!

she has real bad cunny fungus or your face looks like a mound of cunny fungus

by rolzio October 17, 2010

Foot Fungus

A very dangerous fungus that has murdered billions and has costed trillions of dollars and one day foot fungus will take over the world and become superior.

I have foot fungus, I will die in the next 2 hours if I don’t get the fungus treated so I can live for another 2 days.

by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022

gaming fungus

gaming on god

i am the gaming fungus

by booty muncher9000 May 25, 2022

ugandan chungus fungus

the last thing you'd want in your ugandan chungus is ugandan chungus fungus. a 4channer uploaded a photo with the caption "this is the ugandan chungus you eat at chungus king"

guy 1: number 15: ugandan chungus fungus

guy 2: SHUT UP!!!!1!! sound effect (from smosh(

by ugandanchungusfungusbungus April 8, 2019