crack fracking

Fingering someone's bum until they fart.

1. Matt crack fracked Brett last night.

2. Janet loves crack fracking. She extracted my gases last night by fracking my crack.

by broberra July 5, 2018

Eric Francis

1) Ruining your career by glorifying sports injuries; 2) someone who felches goats for a living; 3) male model for the goatse website; 4) connoisseur of lemon parties

I really wanted to ruin everything in my life, so I decided to go do an "Eric Francis". Partied hard and became a major a-hole. Now I like to spend my time raising goats and being an Eric Francis

by hereticus October 15, 2018

San Francisco Porcupine

A mound of a homeless person's feces with used syringes sticking out of it for unknown reasons. Most commonly found in California cities but also seen in places Californians are known to migrate to such as Seattle, WA and Portland, OR

Hey man, watch your step when jogging on Lombard street, I saw some San Francisco Porcupines on my way up here.

by LungleJove February 12, 2020

Emiliano Francis McKie Short

Wham curly hair women magnetic. Overly attracted towards small people.

Austen: Hello

Kai: stop being so Emiliano Francis McKie short!

by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration May 19, 2022

Chillin in San Francisco

Getting so drunk that you throw up on yourself laying in your bed.

Bro miles got so drunk he was chillin in San Francisco.

by D$way May 19, 2021

frankie goes to hollywood

Infamous band of the 1980's who released album "welcome to the pleasuredome" and made Relax, possibly the biggest song of the 80's.

Relax, don't do it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Dirty Francis

When a partner wears a biking helmet covered in rusty nails (similar to a sea urchin), and runs at partner 2 from a distance of approximately 10 yards while partner 2 holds their urethra open in an attempt for partner 1 to "thread the needle".

Player 1: "Man! Bill was late for practice today so Coach gave him a Dirty Francis!"
Player 2: "Ow man that made my crotch hurt just hearing that."
Player 3: "hope he got his tetanus shots."

by MackDirty323 April 20, 2020