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The Forrest Hump

When you cut the shit, skip the foreplay and go straight to dry humping completely naked.
The Penis must come into direct contact with the vagina but CANNOT enter otherwise it's just sex.
It ends when either party gets bored or friction becomes too painful to bare (either way it's fucking lit)
Emily: "Oh yeah Callum go down on me"
Callum: "No No No, I'm only about The Forrest Hump"
Emily: "Go on then baby, grab my leg and rub me raw"
by Dr.Y .Humpfries January 6, 2019
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mobile dick forrest

This is a cluster of males surrounding one female. The natural habitat is Embry Riddle Aeronautical University. The forest tends to follow the female, each member hoping to one day get lucky, although that will never happen because they are all friend zoned and being used.
Dude, did you see that chick's mobile dick forrest, it was very dense today.
by Dactlyer696969 April 28, 2009
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Bri Forrest

A girl who is actually nice, friendly and fun. She doesn't deserve the hate and teasing she gets. For anyone who is mean to her or bothers her, stop. Don't be an asshole, especially when doing something so childish to hurt her.
Bri Forrest is a nice girl.
I have choir class with Bri Forrest.
by Weirdo_Gal March 13, 2019
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The Forrest Whitaker

A sexual act in which you poo on your girlfriend's face, and rub it in with you penis until she resembles a Black Face actor. Then you shoot at point blank range a dick rocket into her left eye, making her squint - and then you put a gun to her head and yell, "Say you're Forrest Whitaker! And it better sound exactly like him or so help me God I'll fucking blow your doody stained head right off!!!"
Frank: How did everything go with Angela last night?

Dan: It was going pretty awful until I gave her The Forrest Whitaker.

Frank: Oh man, Score! Was it spot on?

Dave: No, and that's why I had to kill her.

Frank: Well, there's always tomorrow. Cheer up.
by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008
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Mr Forrest

The sexiest chad in the entire universe. Owner and CEO of Mr. Forrest Gucci Pants™ Incorporated.
person 1: hey man, who is that cutie over there?
person 2:it's just Mr. Forrest, the sexist chad alive
Mr Forrest: *grabs ruler* I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson ;)
person 1:damn, ram ranch really rocks!
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Norwegian Forrest Cat

The single most majestic of all beings, mythological or of this universe; rivaled only by the Unicat and the Unicorn. No picture of one actually exists. Someone once tried to take a picture of one and the camera suddenly exploded because that amount of awesomeness cannot be contained in a single picture. The Norwegian Forrest Cat is said to only appear to those worthy of it's distinction. If by chance one appears in your room during the night do not be frightened; you are clearly the spawn of Fergie and Jesus.
John: HOLY SHIT a Norwegian Forrest Cat just flew into my room!12!!

Marcus: Your parents are Fergie and Jesus??!@?!
by Oneil Chase March 25, 2010
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Run Forrest Run

Snide mockery used against anyone seen running, especially out of need, anger, fear, confusion, etc. The greater the desperation, the funnier it is.
(Sees city bus pulling away down the street)
Tim: "Oh, shit! That's my bus! "
(goes flying after the bus)
Me: "Run Forrest RUN!"
by KCutty July 1, 2017
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