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spleen flicking

This is the process of inserting a whole hand and arm into the anus (much like fisting) when the hand and indeed first is far enough up. the anus - the person can then rapidly open and close the fist- thus making a flicking motion and taping the spleen.

This is said to be enjoyable and sexualy arounsing.
by gay bandit May 17, 2006
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fracking it

the new way of saying crushing it, cause it's deeper and more dangerous
Did you hear that new tune? They are Fracking it
by directorball May 19, 2016
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Flicking Your Chunky

When you're masturbating around other people, and only stroke the tip to be as quiet as possible.
"Why's your hand in your pants? I bet you're flicking your chunky right now, you scallywag, you!"
by SpaceyStars January 25, 2023
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Monetary Fracking

You've heard of 'hydraulic fracturing' e.g., the use of high pressure fluids into the ground to release hydrocarbons for energy use. In 2011 I coined the phrase "monetary fracking" to mean the use of massive amounts of monetary liquidity by the Federal Reserve injected deep in the bowels of our ailing economy to release the true economic engine of the American consumer. I observed the Fed printing and pumping it directly to the banking system with the hopes that the banks would lend it. But alas, our credit had been too severely damaged, our assets depleted by the financial whores of Wall Street, our savings and retirement destroyed; in effect, we were devastated and decimated So instead of "bailing out" the banks I felt that unless we bailout ourselves we will never be able to buy anything again. I pondered - how can we get the Fed to directly remunerate the millions of us directly affected by the criminal acts of the perpetrators? It would be too politically incorrect to just give money to the people - that would never fly. But how about utilizing the American way? A gigantic class action lawsuit to compensate the victims Only the Fed can create enough dollars to compensate the victims. They will print $3 trillion and distribute it through the IRS to those who can prove bankruptcy, loss of job, loss of business, loss of house, foreclosure, etc. The resulting funds in the economy will pump-prime the system to create demand and we will buy things, save, pay off debts, et al.
Monetary Fracking is where the Fed prints dollars and sends it to the IRS. The IRS checks their records to see if (1) I owe taxes and (2) if I am an alien and (3) if I was financially damaged during this Great Recession. The IRS then sends $400,000 to me by check or direct deposit. I replenish my savings and retirement accounts, payoff my house, buy a new 2014 Hyundai Sonata, re-start my business. My life is back to normal with gasoline now at $5.00 a gallon - but I don't care, I am whole again.
by jayparker1 August 20, 2013
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gold flaking

When a male ejaculates in or on a female and then pees in or on top of the ejaculation.
Dude! Last light Molly let me do gold flaking in her!!
by The___best! September 15, 2019
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Flucking

When you get a girl off by using a flicking motions and hitting her clit with ur fingers. Also know as finger flicking fucking, flucking is huge in the south.
A gave my girl a good flucking last night until she screamed.
by Basset September 12, 2006
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Fracking

Farting or queefing while having sex. The term comes from extracting gas from the earth through penetration
The amount of taco bell I had with my girlfriend caused me to be unable to stop fracking that night. She eventually got irritated and fracked on my dick.
by Jawney March 31, 2015
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