Bullshit Fisherman

Someone who intices you to hook onto to thier bullshit remarks or ideas through switchbaiting weasel words.

"The Yankees are a trash baseball team" ...they are in 1st place

"The Yankees have never won anything"

...they have the most wins and championships all time

Stop switchbaiting me you Bullshit Fisherman!!

by jhsdfghjkloiuytgfdszxcvbni April 2, 2024

Fisherman

A reel man

A fisherman has strong mental and physical strength from patiently reeling in fish all day

by Dasecondboss May 10, 2020

oil fisherman

a profiteer whom mops up the bp oil spill for a profit

see also, BP oil spill

plenty o' oil fisherman on that gulf coast!

by R@tH August 13, 2010

Fisherman's Breath

The visible moisture left behind by a woman on a chair, either by sweat or vaginal discharge.

After the staff meeting, I saw she had left that Fisherman's Breath on the chair.

by Rustyclit July 30, 2025

fisherman's sarcasm

When someone uses a sarcastic statement to elicit a response from someone else to gain knowledge of that person's thoughts or feelings.

Boy: Why are you so down? Sarcastic tone or light sarcastic aura Is it because I like someone else?

Girl: Very defensive tone What?? No way! You're not my type!

Boy: Relax, I was just joking. (Man, she was heated. There's a good chance that she DOES like me based on that defensive response. Thanks to a little fisherman's sarcasm, now I know her true feelings.)

by Coolguyjamman May 15, 2018

Sport fisherman

Someone who catches their sperm after masturbating and throws it.

You can tell he's an accomplished sport fisherman by how many cum stains are on his ceiling.

by Professor cum bubbler September 1, 2019

National kiss a fisherman day

On December 15 it’s mandatory to kiss someone who goes fishing

Bro Jenny kissed me today because I guess it’s National kiss a fisherman day

by HighVoltageOutdoors December 13, 2022