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C.R.A.F.T.

C.R.A.F.T. is an acronym for the phrase "Can't Remember Fucking Thing". It is also the name of one of the worst bands to bless the planet. They take classic Irish tunes and then proceed to make the crapiest shuffle rock you've ever heard. Ironically, you'll never be able to forget the band because, honestly, who can forget three guys shitting in your ear?
Son: Mommy, who is that playing that music?

Mother: Why that's C.R.A.F.T. dear.

Son: When I grow up I also want to be part of the shittiest band ever created.
by DutchRutterlover December 13, 2010
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S.A.F.T.

Singular Attractive Female Texting: Engaging in sms conversation with only one attractive female at a time.
I'm S.A.F.T.-ing with Nicole right now.

See M.A.F.T.
by Ruckus_626 August 26, 2011
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T-F-T-I Dog

When you suggest to have a gathering and then your not invited. This is seen to be an act of dogging, but is usually used with the term T-F-T-I Dog
by CALL ME SIR DOG September 22, 2009
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H.F.T.M

@EDDIENOC: Look at that H.T.M™
@SolTaiyoNOC: No baby! His not a H.T.M™, His a H.F.T.M™!!!!!!!!!!
by TaiyoS May 8, 2010
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L.F.T.W

'Living for the Week-End'

When you wish them Hard stressfull Mid-Week days were all over!

Looking forward to the Week-end.
Girl: "How was School?"

Boy: "It was Sh** Im L.F.T.W
by DelphicMonk November 9, 2010
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Q.F.T.B.M.J.D

Coolest people you will ever meet
I wish I was in Q.F.T.B.M.J.D
by Q.F.T.B.M.J.D August 22, 2011
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l.f.t.

l for love. f for family. t for thankfull
me:mom I l.f.t. of you
mom: I l.f.t. you to
by brave as ever January 26, 2021
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