Eternal Duct Tape

A legendary roll of duct tape which is capable of sticking to anything and never losing stickiness. However, the possibility of such a roll of duct tape raises the eternal question of whether you would be able to get the duct tape off the roll. Sadly, this is a question which can only truly be answered by discovering the Eternal Duct Tape.

If Eternal Duct Tape is eternally sticky, would you be able to get it off the roll?

by The_Hawk August 14, 2009

eternal cupcake phase

After concluding the initial timeframe of the cupcake phase (up to 5 years) you then come to a realization, you are now and forever bound to everlasting happiness. Reference Cupcake phase.

Patrick and Wendy are in an eternal cupcake phase

by Winniepo0 May 23, 2018

condemned to eternal damnation

Lost one's faith. Stopped believing in God. Became agnostic, atheist, or pagan.

I was condemned to eternal damnation when I was fourteen years old, after realizing the Christian narrative simply doesn't make sense. I didn't tell my mom for two years.

by t_Dubz June 2, 2016

Eternal Void

A kick ass band from springboro ohio.
They will inject the sickest ass metal into your earholes and turn your ass to toast.

hell yes is that kick ass band Eternal void is playing EDWARDWIKK?!

by Nelsonheine April 19, 2009

eternal power

What Skeletor wanted more than anything else in Masters of the Universe.

Skeletor in his quest for eternal power, never reckoned with the might of He-Man. In the struggle to be absolute Master of the Universe.

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

hope springs eternal

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters.

Donald Trump is running for president out of nationalism, patriotism and a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America

by Sexydimma September 8, 2017

Eternal

The most bad ass Pokemon Online killing machine from the future auth ever! This son of a gun has no mercy. He'll mute your ass if you say something retarded like "Hello, my name is coyotte509." Cuz no one gives a shit about your name, and then 69 secs later, you're ass just got banned. We all know Professor Oak runs the place, but Eternal flies the place. He's fresh, he's fly, he's so damn high. Everything he does, he does it big. When he pulls off the lot, he's stuntin'.

(16:52:17) coyotte508: Hello, my name is coyotte508
(16:52:33) +Bot: coyotte508 was muted by Eternal!

by NightmareKnight March 3, 2011