eskimo bitch

an attractive girl who is wearing any jacket with fur on the hood and any type of ugg boots. A girl of such attire usually seen during winter or cold weather.

During winter, me and the boys go around looking to pick up eskimo bitches.

by cap10 nemo January 13, 2010

Eskimo brother in law

When you think about your friends girlfriend while masturbating.

Hey dude i was thinking about your girl while i was jerkin it.
Dude i was thinking about your girl while i was jerkin it too.

we are so eskimo brother in laws

by Lilseanzie December 9, 2009

Eskimo Bar

A frozen turd used for sodomy.

On the internet dating site Dennis listed a few of his favourite things: jazz, debating, long midnight walks, and a lover's nice cold eskimo bar slipping smoothly into his rectum.

by Angry Hungry October 20, 2008

Eskimo House Arrest

Chillin.

"Yo Bob, did someone just nullify your cheese-block?"

"Naw Zippy, I'm just in Eskimo House Arrest."

"Coo'."

by chew_skunk February 25, 2010

Eskimo Waterslide

The Eskimo Waterslide, sometimes referred to as Inuit or Canadian Waterslide, is a sexual position where the female sits cowgirl style on a man's penis. The male in this position keeps his legs straight and tight together. Before ejaculating or while the female climaxes, the male will urinate inside her vagina. Urine will drip from the cavity and flow down the male's legs. The female then falls backwards and slides down the males slippery legs.

I just did an Eskimo Waterslide. Gabe and Adrien enjoy doing the Eskimo Waterslide at Nathan's house.

by Mad_Unicyclist September 3, 2012

Fuzzy Eskimo

The act of taking a shit into a condom, then freezing the shit filled condom and using it as a dildo.

Russell made the fuzzy Eskimo, so Deanna could use it as a dildo.

by celthagod May 9, 2019

eskimo sunkiss

When a girl dips your manstick in ice cold water and proceeds to place it in her warm mouth so as to warm it up. An incredible, feeling, an eskimo sunkiss is a must for any sexual relationship

Damn, I can't believe that Hannah really gave you an eskimo sunkiss last night! You're so lucky man!

by greeeeenhill February 26, 2007