A big fat stinky loser twink femboy who is whitewashed and loves little white boys and sucking femboys and furry butt plugs
by Hinigger June 5, 2025

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

the absolute sweetest girl in this entire universe, she has made me so happy and ill always love her :3
she has glasses and the cutest face ever! she likes prog rock and other rock bands like the dear hunter and tally hall! she also watches tv shows like helluva and other things, i absolutely love her with every single ounce of my soul. i love her and care for her so fucking much <3 ily evelyn!!
she has glasses and the cutest face ever! she likes prog rock and other rock bands like the dear hunter and tally hall! she also watches tv shows like helluva and other things, i absolutely love her with every single ounce of my soul. i love her and care for her so fucking much <3 ily evelyn!!
by piparrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr May 19, 2024

by xcaehlichreliufq April 13, 2022

person: hey, that girl seems so cool and nice!
me: don't talk to her. her name is Evelyn and she lied and talked shit about me.
person: well she seems nice though!
me: don't judge a book by its cover. she's a bitch.
me: don't talk to her. her name is Evelyn and she lied and talked shit about me.
person: well she seems nice though!
me: don't judge a book by its cover. she's a bitch.
by gcm.is.fuckingawesome May 1, 2023

A name usually given to someone who is quiet, but very kind and hardworking. Evelyn doesn't stick out too much because she's shy and has a very soft voice. But if you get to know her, you'll find out how mature she is for her age. Her personality is warm & grows on you without you realizing. It feels like you can talk to her about anything.
Very altruistic. She's been through a lot and tries to hide her pain for the sake of others. She has a warm personality that fills up the entire room (which is why it feels 5 degrees colder when she's not around). Evelyn loves anyone and everyone, and they all love her back. Please get to know at least 1 Evelyn before you die, because she will cure you from emotional hypothermia.
In the wild, an Evelyn might have these characteristics:
- Dark wavy hair that she only braids for special occasions
- Will likely study some sort of social science when she grows up
- Chews her nails sometimes
- A very doting older sibling
- Wears a lot of knitted or hand-me-down clothing
- Beautiful even when she's crying
- Has the most heartwarming smile
- Very nice handwriting
- Really loves cats (great with animals and children overall)
- Enjoys word puzzles like anagrams and Rebus
- Has one or two things she's amazing at, but will only share them if you ask
Very altruistic. She's been through a lot and tries to hide her pain for the sake of others. She has a warm personality that fills up the entire room (which is why it feels 5 degrees colder when she's not around). Evelyn loves anyone and everyone, and they all love her back. Please get to know at least 1 Evelyn before you die, because she will cure you from emotional hypothermia.
In the wild, an Evelyn might have these characteristics:
- Dark wavy hair that she only braids for special occasions
- Will likely study some sort of social science when she grows up
- Chews her nails sometimes
- A very doting older sibling
- Wears a lot of knitted or hand-me-down clothing
- Beautiful even when she's crying
- Has the most heartwarming smile
- Very nice handwriting
- Really loves cats (great with animals and children overall)
- Enjoys word puzzles like anagrams and Rebus
- Has one or two things she's amazing at, but will only share them if you ask
"Dude, did you see how many people were lining up to sign Evelyn's yearbook?"
"That's not surprising, everybody loves her! I'm gonna go line up too."
"That's not surprising, everybody loves her! I'm gonna go line up too."
by Dramuri June 13, 2022
