emerald fever

A sexual obsession with Celtic women. Specifically a women with fair skin and short tempers.

Dave: Why is Jimmie at that Irish Pub?

Jim: New barmaid in from Ireland. That guy has had Emerald Fever for years.

by Steve-er December 22, 2013

emergency lotion

The stash of small lotion samples taken from hotels that you turn to when you run out of your trusty old Jergens.

I was about to rub one off last night and I was out of Jergens... thank god for my emergency lotion

by hprocks July 5, 2014

Emerald Triangle

The Emerald triangle is a region located in Northern California that is North of the San Francisco Bay Area. It includes the counties of Mendocino, Humboldt, and Trinity. Its name came from its shape being triangle like and because its the largest cannabis producing region in the entire world, and weed is green and the fanciest green is emerald so there you have it, The Emerald Triangle.

Person 1: damn this green dank as fuck whered you get?
Person 2: went up north to the Emerald triangle and got it
Person 1: makes sense bc socal weed is straight trash

by 559 to 916 November 27, 2014

Emerie-Bear

Adorable, cute, challenging beautiful small featured person who is brave and destined for greatness

That person is undoubtedly an Emerie-Bear

by Towno09 July 23, 2018

Emeralding

When somebody seeks attention for a long period of time.

Person 1: Ugh, did you hear about Person 3?
Person 2: No...?
Person 1: Person 3 was emeralding all night. It was very annoying

by Sweet Cinnamon~ August 5, 2018

emergencycondriac

1) Someone who fakes emergencies in the hope some idiot will come running to save them
2) someone who fakes emergencies and goes to hospital simply for a break from their responsibilities

Wimper sound....
I need to go to hospital i think it's an emergencycondriac and my kids be driving me nuts i need a break!
Im in hospital having emergencycondriac somebody look after my kids and bring me a cheeseburger!

by Asparagusjuicebox August 18, 2019

Emerald News

Emerald News - is a thing made by Emerald to compete against Gerry News on UTMP Discord server.
For now, no one knows if its going to have its own channel or not.

G- Gerry News is the best news channel in here!
E- No! Emerald News is!

by 5L1M3 March 3, 2021