elvis presly

after giving anal you pull your penis out and give a women sideburns resembling elvis presleys.

i gave that bitch a mean elvis presly.

by juan neago June 12, 2005

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Elvis Presley

An obese drug addict that had an unusually fat ass considering he liked to gyrate his hips a lot. He stole rock from all of the little afro-babies. He's also known for covering The Beatles songs by shoving a microphone in his shit box after he ate a bunch of Mexican food, he'd then hover over the mixer and hit 'record' while the original song was playing in the background. His on-stage attire can be best described as that of a faggot Bruce Lee jumpsuit with sparkly tigers on it. There's also a misconception regarding the oversized. gold-plated rims on his glasses. They were not intended to be a fashion statement, they were simply in proportion to the massive frames constructed to house his fat-fuck head. He died on the crapper while taking a massive shit that was a mixture of barbiturates, booze and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

There's also another obese musician that shares the same forename, Elvis Costello. Though he hasn't died on the shitter.

If Elvis Presley is the King of Rock n Roll, then Chuck Berry IS Rock n Roll

by yannimyfanny December 22, 2008

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Velvet Elvis

A peanut-butter and banana grilled sandwich. The preparation is similar to that of grilled cheese, in that the pan is greased and two slices of bread are grilled in butter, with both sides containing peanut butter and sliced bananas. Sometimes called a velvis.

Dude, I just ate a velvis, it was mad tasty.

Dude, I just ate a velvet elvis and broke out in hives. Guess I can't eat peanut butter anymore.

by Velvis May 17, 2011

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