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elephant hump 

when you grab someone by their shoulders and pull them down while you ram yourknee into their ass. It makes them feel like they gotta shit sooo bad.
I gave justin timberlake an elephant hump 3 days ago and I haven't seen him since. George lopez said that justin's still takin a crap.
elephant hump by Sexaddict101 March 24, 2008

Elephant Man 

1. Stage name of Joseph Carey Merrick (1862-90), a man afflicted with two diseases, neurofibromatosis I and Proteus Syndrome, which made his body puff out into a series of tumours that deformed his face, head and one side of his lower body. (Often incorrectly thought to have had elephantiasis). Lived as a circus freak for some time before attracting the attention of British higher society. Died in a tragic attempt to sleep flat on his back at the age of 27; his massive head dislocated his neck. The subject of a biopic in 1980, directed by David Lynch.

2. Any social pariah, anyone seen as monstrous.
The Elephant Man's skeleton has been removed from public view.

After the incident with Hannah's microwave oven, she sees me as an Elephant Man.
Elephant Man by Fearman February 10, 2008

Elephant Ass

Drawing/Symbol belonging to Trupo
That elephant ass is so bad ass.
Elephant Ass by trooopalooop April 25, 2010

Elephant dance 

A man can perform the Elephant Dance while naked. It's done by simply twisting your hips back and forth encouraging your penis to "slap" his hips.
My lady always asks me to do the Elephant Dance when I get out of the shower.
Elephant dance by Jeferey January 14, 2010

elephant game 

Similar to elephant line used in fraternity initiations. The game consists of guys walking around in a circle at least half-naked whilst each has a thumb up the ass of the guy in front of him and the other in their own mouth. Similar to musical chairs someone stops the music and then everyone comes to a sudden halt. If any frat boy's thumb is dislodged from the other guy's anus he must then switch his thumbs until he is out of clean ones. No more clean thumbs and you are out of the game.
Dude: "I am going to FSU because the frats there play with elephants 'n' shit."

Me: "You are gonna go play with elephant shit?"

Dude: "Some elephant game or some shit."

Me: "Yeah, you are perfect for the elephant game. BTW, How long have you been sucking your thumb?"
elephant game by Hullabaloo May 8, 2006

Elephant Man Getting a Haircut 

Term used to describe a futile or pointless modificatiion to an already existing & pathetic system. For example, fat girls drinking diet coke makes no sense because they already ordered the Papa Johns for brunch.

"Why is Lee Chop Ming trying to bulk up when his face looks squashed on a windshield? He's like the fucking Elephant man Getting a Haircut, he's still ugly as fuck."