EGLER

(Pronounced Egg-lah)

EGLER is a word which originated from the ancient Kitan language meaning “Everything, everywhere, anytime”.

It is often used as a word to describe a high state of blissfulness. A mythical state of being so complete, it is considered unattainable.

“When one has EGLER, they want for nothing”.

by EGLER May 22, 2019

edher

This person is a god of gods and a king of kings

He’s such an edher

by KingGooseNeck July 2, 2019

edger

someone who likes to think of themself as "non-conformist." tries out new things. lives "on the edge."

adj: edgy

kid 1: omg! have you seen roxy's new haircut?

kid 2: yeah! what an edger.

by rockeroverhere September 7, 2008

ab-edder

One who is duped into the teachings of abstinence-based sex ed. Some beliefs include the notion that oral/anal sex isn't really sex, that the human body is something to be ashamed of, that condoms cause cancer, that you can get pregnant by petting, that half of all gay teens have AIDS, that AIDS can be spread through tears, and the studies that show how ab-ed fails to curb teen pregnancy rates either don't exist, or are part of the evil liberal media conspiracy. Often self-righteous, holier-than-thou.

My friend told me that when she got married, her ab-edder friends wouldn't let her wear a white dress because it "symbolized purity" and she wasn't a virgin. I said she should've slapped their arrogant bitch asses.

by Genetic_Mishap April 22, 2006

Anne Margaret Eilertsen

Anne Margaret Eilertsen is the definition of a boss and is sooooo amazingly hot.

Anne Margaret Eilertsen has supper luscious hair

by not available....karlobio November 15, 2011

Elder

A mindless, controlling drone of the Jehovah's Witness Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. Their function is to squelch independent thought, spy on those suspected of 'wrong doing', and assist the rank and file in making day-to-day menial decisions. They also keep track of the number of hours a member spends knocking on doors each month. Most have the educational level of a toilet brush salesman, but they follow orders well. They enjoy the times spent in judicial committee, where they are privy to confessions of sexual activity of hot young girls, providing fodder for masturbatory sessions at a later time.

Gina- "I have to go shopping for a new pair of shoes for service Saturday, but tomorrow is Black Friday and I don't know if it would be appropriate for a Christian sister to partake in such a worldly celebration. What do you think, Suzanne?"

Suzanne - "I think you should ask the Elders about that. You could ask Brother McDrooly, he is always so knowledgeable. But I would avoid Brother Peterphile, he popped a boner and actually came while I described giving a blowjob when I confessed during my judicial hearing last summer."

Gina - "Thanks, Suzanne. I am always praying thanks to Jehovah for the wonderful Elders we have here at the Kingdom Hall."

by Nelson Birdwell December 5, 2010

Eldermentia

A condition attributed to a generation/technology gap in elderly people based on language, body movement or driving habits; mistakenly attributed to full blown dementia or Alzheimer's disease. However, it offen closely precedes full blown dementia or Alzheimer's.

LANGUAGE: "Mom asked me if I had THE email. I think she's showing signs of Eldermentia".

BODY MOVEMENT: "See that old buzzard pulling coupon after coupon out of her pocket book in the express line? That's a classic case of Eldermentia".

DRIVING HABITS: "Did you see that Q-tip trying to parallel park? Luckily no one got hurt when he mistook the gas peddle for the brake. That's the 3rd time this week. He's way past Eldermentia and into the early stages of Alzheimer's. His kids don't want to be cut out of their inheritance, so they're not taking his keys away".

by RockyBilboa November 18, 2009