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essay

1. What you should probably be working on right now. See also: homework
Hmm, what can I possibly do to further my procrastination? I know! Look up the word "essay" on UD!
by Henriettah June 14, 2011
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College Essay

Something that colleges make you write in an college application in order to get a better picture of you. However, college essays take up a huge bulk of one's time due to the sheer number of them one has to do. Therefore they are the most evil thing in the world...like really, they're hell.
Joe: Hey Julie, you want to go out wit' me tonight?

Julie: No thanks Joe, I have to write FIVE COLLEGE ESSAYS AND THE DUE DATES ARE TOMORROW UGHHH!!!!
by Jsybird2 December 20, 2008
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Herbal Essences

"omg!!! have u tried this new shampoo??? its called herbal essences and it works w o n d e r s !"

"Get the fuck away from me, Karen, before I call the police."
by Doggen September 8, 2019
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essaywhuman

word coined by The Roots rapper Blackthought. Alternative to saying say what?
Weren't you supposed to be there tonight? Essaywhuman?
by MikeJames November 10, 2006
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esse

a mexican version of the word "nigga". this only applies to mexicans.
"watup esse, so we chillin tonite homes?"

"i'ma cut u up esse, i'ma kill u fool"
by Klondike July 19, 2008
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Willy Essence

The odour found in close proximity to the male genitals. It is usually a warm, moist, pissy smell, that lingers on the balls or on the Jock.

It typically occurs after a warm night, after strenuous exercise or after prolonged periods without showering.

It can be smelt when laying or sitting close to the male genitalia.
"Why Bob, What is that pissy smell coming from your jocks?"

"Don't worry Sandra, I haven't had a shower for a couple of days, that's my Willy Essence you can smell."

"Well have shower soon because that stinks like musty cock and I'm not going anywhere near that Willy essence."

"Jeez, sorry Sandra but I don't complain about your fanny essence."
by Young Skunk October 23, 2011
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writing the essay

A rediculously shitty class that all college freshmen in New York City and perhaps all of the United States are required to take. It is the incarnation of all that is wrong with the world. Students are forced to relentlessly pull bullshit out of their asses and smear it on pieces of paper that are turned in for grades that will inevitably tarnish their GPA's forever.

Through association, it has become one of the most loathed and negative phrases ever to emerge from the english language. Can be used as a harsh insult that leaves the insulted party broken, teary-eyed, and in need of psychological therapy to recover.
"You know what? Your momma's such a fuckin idiot that she LIKED 'Writing the Essay' class. ZINGGGG!"

-The Yo' Momma joke to end all insults. It is the last resort and is only used as an extreme measure.
by Wai November 22, 2004
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