sike dyke

A straight girl who acts gay, not to be confused with a yikes dyke (a closeted lesbian).

"I asked her out, but it turns out she's just a sike dyke. Can't blame my gaydar for this one."

by Frances April 23, 2004

Dyke-Mike

1. Straight, A-sexual dudes that prefer the company of lesbian women.

2.The Opposite of a fag-hag.

That dude is not gay and never has a girl friend but I always see him hanging with that lesbian chick,
I think he's a Dyke-Mike.

by Dyke-Mike October 22, 2004

pseudo-dykes

This is a term I created to describe the retarded girls in bars who pretend to be lesbians (i.e. kissing, making-out and floor fucking with each other) just to get the guys to look at them.
Latin pseudo meaning fake and Old Normand dyke meaning a woman who likes other women.

Me - "Look at those pathetic pseudo-dykes trying to get attention!"
Guy I am talking to - "Umm what? I am distracted by the chicks making out."

by craftyashley May 18, 2006

dykes on spikes

Female golfers or the LGPA tour

Those dykes on spikes played better than the men on the mid and short game.

by Jolly Roger April 2, 2004

dykedom

1. the act of being a dyke
2. a kingdom or grassy knoll full of dykes

1. thats a large group of dykes

2. she was petted to sleep in the dykedom

by navyhawker April 25, 2010

Dyke-esque

Obtaining the essence and qualities of a dyke.

Sleeve tattoo's on women are DYKE-ESQUE

"Girl, you buzzed your head? Thats dyke-esque."

"You havent shaved your legs in multable years. So Dyke-esque."

"How dyke-esque can you get? You're growing a mustache to go along with your Harley Davidson and your ripped jean jacket?"

Donna: "Sally; did you just grab my ass?"
^^DYKE-ESQUE^^

"Sally, did you just Lugie in the grass...?
^^^ DYKE-ESQUE^^^

by Kirsten&RitaElena April 1, 2009

dykodite

A lesbian who could almost be confused for a man, yet identifies as a woman. If you call her a "he", she will be very upset. She is very adamant about the rights of her sister dykodites. She does not like being called by male pronouns, only female. She and her dykodite sisters celebrate a holiday where once a year they go to the top of mount alesbo and play leapfrog. Or something that looks like it at a distance. There is a lot of shouting, moaning, and laughing and then they all fall to the ground panting and covered in sweat. they don't let men join.

Dykodite: Want to go to Mount Alesbo?

Guy turning around: I have always wanted to!

Dykodite: Gross, you are male. Never mind.

by anonymouserthanallofyou May 13, 2009