drop the kids off at the sea side

the act of dropping the kids of at the sea side is to have a good ole' shit, and because everything that the porcelain got eats ends in the sea the term "drop the kids off at the sea side" comes into effect.

oh man i really need to drop the kids off at the sea side!

dude1: hey where you running off to?
dude2: i gotta drop the kids off at the sea side mate.
dude1: ohhhh got ya, dont be late!

by hazmat man July 4, 2006

Drop the Obamas off at the White House

Taking a dump. A mighty powerful dump indeed.

Martha: Hey, go to the store, I need you to get eggs.
Billy:Why can't you go?
Martha:I'm gonna Drop the Obamas off at the White House.

by PlannedAnxiety52 July 30, 2011

dropping the kids off at the pool

The act of having a large crap

Where where you?
Hell that pizza got to me,was dropping the kids off at the pool

by mathew wr September 29, 2008

dropping engine parts off at the shop

to take a dump, deficate, pinch a loaf.

Amrit was dropping engine parts off at the shop, when he saw Senator Craig.

by wildedetective September 25, 2007

i was just dropping the kids off at the pool

been for a poo

where were you?

i was just dropping the kids off at the pool!!!

by Dudette!! August 14, 2009

Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink

It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.

I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!

by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015

drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

by anonymous August 21, 2025